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My self-summary
I like to chill, take it easy, and b.s. when I can. However, mankind has to work and take time doing other things in this life.

I'm one of those dudes with a humanities background who's chillin' in the corporate office environment, and is quite satisfied...for now. I'm thankful for what I have. It's not the sexiest job but I make it as hip as I can, I guess.

I'm socially and fiscally conservative and traditional, politically as well as personally (which means I think Donald Trump is mediocre but we'll see how the ball bounces with him), but not excessively so. I mean no offense, but I may not be compatible with, say, an atheistic communist to use an extreme example. I must point out there are major flaws in the Okcupid political test. All the other ones I've taken point me in the conservative direction. This one didn't even ask about the big issues of today.

That said, I'm pretty relaxed, or at least I aspire to be so. I try to live the Christian way (and I try to follow Catholic sexual ethics) and I would prefer to raise my keedz Catholic and all that but I still chill.

Homo Sapien Serial # 110,158,756,795
Sex: Male
Race: Caucasian
Age: 31
Weight: 200 lbs
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown, short-medium length, with beard
Known Aliases: None
Frequented locations and modi operandi: The gym, the grocery store, the town honky-tonk, the town dive, cutting grass in summer, shoveling snow in winter.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job, and in this economy I'm thankful I have one, especially someone with an m.a. in the humanities.
I’m really good at
Listening and giving advice, so I'd like to think. But everyone says that on their profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard. Very Chuck Norris-esque. I hope to be the next Dos Equis guy one day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I could go on, but I think it suffices to say some would classify me as a nerd. I like history a lot.

Of what's relative today, I'm a fan of True Detective, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Hell on Wheels, and Black Sails. Those shows are bad-ass.

Fifty Shades of Grey, the Hunger Games--forget that shit! I stick to the good stuff. Every once and a while I read a classic. As far as 'fantasy' goes, I like the old fantasy. Star Wars is still the best Space Fantasy. Harry Potter is lame. The stuff they're comin' out with today, Man, is just weak.

I try to read a lot about Western mythology.

Favourite foods, the simpler the better, I say. We can't have too many flavours blendin' together.

Music, I'm no connoisseur, but I enjoy the Doors, Queen (especially early Queen), and KISS--I'd have to say those three are my primaries. I also don't mind some good old-time diddies from time to time.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My hobbies such as reading and writing, whatever they're talkin' about on the news, what's going on at work, etc. etc, what I should do next, that kind of thing. Nothing overly profound or uncommon.
On a typical Friday night I am
I prefer to hang around, bullshit, kick back a few brews without getting ridiculous and I usually get around to doing that once a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like team sports. Baseball I can tolerate. It's not as hyped up as the other sports and it has a nice pace to it that matches the demeanor of the game. Football, I tried to get into several times but I just couldn't. I'll come over to someone's place and watch the game; why not? But I could never follow it. The scandals don't help either. That may seem to be a silly thing to admit, but I live in the environs of Pittsburgh, and my office is downtown. It's civic religion to a huge segment of the population.
You should message me if
--you live near me.

--you don't start trouble. I don't mean trouble like some kind of criminal activity or whatever--well yeah, that too--but more so drama. Why do folks these days have to be so argumentative? Message me if you just want to kick back and chill or if you just want to say hello online.

If I may add an addendum, do consider this article, Ladies. I don't consider these guidelines absolute, and I am partial to longer profiles than shorter ones, but check this out:

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