31Bexleyheath, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Just making a little announcement...

I get really bored of sending messages back and forth that goes no where so if you like what you see/read then ask me out... to a location. (feel the need to specify that) :)
Just imagine you're at a bar and you see me working it on the dance floor... I pop over to grab a drink... What do you say?

Ok back to the curriculum!..

You know how some people say they're like marmite, you either love them or you hate them? ..I'm not. Everybody loves me! I'm a very likeable person! The problem is I just don't get the opportunity to meet any of you also lovely people out there! Yes I could meet someone through work but I only really get to meet people on a one on one basis?! And what if it doesn't work out? How do I carry on taking money off of them then??
So for now at least, you are stuck with me... (Let's get to know me more) big smile :)

Ive a curious nature and don't mind admitting when I don't know something as it usually means I'll then find out.

I'm completely open to knew ideas and experiences but reserve the right to tell you you're talking a load of cobblers if I don't agree!

I'm competitive to the point I'll do a little dance on the twelfth consecutive time I've beaten you at cards, but if you beat me once I wanna know how you did it!

My motto is I can do anything I want to in life -but iv got to want to do it first ;)

I love being active;
Gym, running, horse riding (I have 3 -keeps you busy), gun dog training! (not in that order)
But also vegging with a good book or film.

I'm the girl next door but with a little sting in her tail!
What I’m doing with my life
Two self employed businesses (one online, one where I come to you!)
Working my gun dogs.
Learning my next dressage test.
Creating scored music.
Knitting (I know right?! But don't worry I'm not very good at it! Although if you ever need a big square in one colour-I'm your girl!)

Basically.... Living it! (it takes up all my time?!) ;)
I’m really good at
Anything I put my mind to in general, but also building Lego!
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, it never goes away!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
For intellectual reading;
Euclid's window
The drunkard's walk
(buy it! It's amazing!) It is written by a mathematical physicist on probability theory. It's comical and historical and basically shows us how all statistics are rubbish because their outcome can be altered by how many times u run the test!
But also oddly that there are no accidents, that even the staggered journey home of the local drunk could have been predicted before hand!

For holidays;
Wuthering heights (read 4 times)
Pride and prejudice (I think I'm on my tenth?)

For a bit of mild smut;
Sushi for beginners!

And for a laugh;
Don'ts for wife's 1913

Films/tv- there's too many but Edward scissorhands, some like it hot, anything by Louis Theroux, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, house of cards, Nick and Norah's infinite playlist, the birdcage (proper lol) and big bang theory (in a big way; love me a geek)

Blade runner soundtrack, Satie, Little dragon, Johnny Cash, BT, Yeah yeah yeahs, Fleetwood Mac, The Goo Goo Dolls, Zero Seven, Fat freddys drop, Dean Martin, Chase & Status, Air, Elbow, Nina Simone, The xx... (And a million others/no real genre going on here sorry)

Food- EVERYTHING! Except sushi. >o(
Come on people even the Neanderthals worked out that cooking the food makes you smarter! Don't slap all their good evolutional work in the face!
Six things I could never do without
My piano
Wide open spaces
The sound of the sea
The smell of roast chicken
...The skin off of a freshly cooked roast chicken
......the gravy to poor over a freshly cooked roast chicken
And my nine little pet polish chickens (oh wait thats seven- sorry chickens you'll have to go!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Always atleast 3 things at once, and as one thought gets put down two more are picked up!

Fun fact of the day...
Pigeons can't watch TV. They process images 3 times faster than we do. So what is movement to us is just a slide show for them!
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends and a bottle of cider
In with a bottle of cider and salt and pepper prawns from the Chinese!

(does that make me sound like an alcoholic? Promise it's only on a Frid!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I never admit my most private things ;)

(Seriously! It's kinda my down fall? But if you like a bit of mystery in your life I'm your girl!)
Any thing els that isn't my private stuff, ask away! ...shoe size, third favourite colour/ better make it fourth just incase! Interesting shape of the crisp I found yesterday?
You should message me if
You like someone..
Easy going but quirky,
who likes to be pushed beyond her limits but u don't mind if she gives you a shove back!

(Or even better, you're Michael Cera) he's just so awkward! I love it!
The two of us