If you're off-kilter or nerdy but somehow make it work for yourself, I will find you extremely attractive. If you're un-self-conscious and take delight in simply existing, I will find you REALLY attractive. If you're funny, you might just get a marriage proposal. Doing your best to seem normal and follow all of the rules will probably put me off, no matter what you look like. Authenticity will win the day.
Dry humor. (Not trying at the moment.)
Spelling last names.
To review: Hair, mug, cleft, DeNiro resemblance.
Music: Dillinger Escape Plan, Unearth, Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, As I Lay Dying, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, and the like.
TV: Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Rick and Morty, Peep Show, The Office (UK, not US), Extras, Curb, anything about aliens on the History channel, Chopped, Bar Rescue, Barmageddon.
Books: Tenth of December, Ham on Rye, White Noise, The Corrections, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Fathers and Sons, Let the Great World Spin, In Persuasion Nation, A Hero of our Time, Anna Karenina, Nine Stories, etc, etc.
Lists of things I can't do without.
Whether science can conquer aging.
What a non-existent sibling of mine would look like.
How to make the most of my time on this earth.