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My self-summary
I'm polyamourous, meaning that I have relationships with multiple people at once. So if you want to be someone's one and only, you might be better off with a different someone. I do kind of like the idea of being the elusive "one that got away", though. You know, I take it back. Please date me with unrealistic expectations, break up, then write a book about me.

If you had to make me pick a passion, I'd say making things. One of my favorite things to do is daydream. I love to build my own worlds and make characters for them. I like to draw, write and generally use my hands to put things together. Unfortunately, all of my work looks like it was created by a blind capuchin. Creating is a hobby for me, but I don't think I could ever make a career out of it. Unless I was actually a blind capuchin, in which case I would be fucking amazing.

I moved from NYC to Western Mass in 2009, and I now live in Greenfield. In my free time I like to walk, either on nature trails or just through the town. Other hobbies are baking, collecting comic books and figurines, sitting on my ass watching TV and taking day trips. I don't club or party very much, but it's mostly a byproduct of my work schedule.

I'm trying and failing not to stress myself out too much navigating the long winding trail that is life. I'm non-monogamous and I love making new friends, but I'm currently looking for something with the possibility of being longer-term.
What I’m doing with my life
It's pretty painfully millenial. I'm currently living the dream working retail. I live in a messy apartment with my two awesome roommates, their poodle, and my rats.

I'm a part-time liberal arts major, filling out pre-requisites for an eventual veterinary technician track.
I’m really good at
Picking up wild animals without either of us getting hurt. A lot of this involves knowing when is a good time to pick up wild animals.

Protip: It is never a good time to pick up wild animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always kind of distracted, and not particularly fast at doing anything. If you're goal-oriented or impatient, you might not like hanging out with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't even know why I'm listing these things because I never really read anyone else's lists. I just skim for Mein Kampf and PUA novels.

Books: Watership Down, The Race Card, Dogs - Ray Coppinger, Harry Potter, Pokemon Adventures

Movies: Zootopia, Get Out, Princess Mononoke, 8 Crazy Nights, Crash, Mewtwo Returns, Music and Lyrics, Big Eden, Zombeavers

Shows: Bob's Bugers, BoJack Horseman, Steven Universe, Chopped, Forensic Files, 30 Rock

Music: Green Day, Fall Out Boy, The Ready Set, Owl City, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Panic!At the Disco, My Chemical Romance

Food: Sushi, curry, fried rice, steamed rice...i really like rice is what I'm saying.

Video Games: Pokemon Sun, Stardew Valley, Okami, Twilight Princess, Cubivore, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Scribblenauts, We Love Katamari
Six things I could never do without
1. Shelter
I'm really grateful I have a place to live, a bed, warm blankets and room for my things.
2. Food
Learning to cook was a big hallmark, and I'm really happy that I learned to feed myself without resorting to TV dinners and frozen pizza all the time. There's nothing like home-cooked food, even if it's bland or simple.
3. Friends and Family
I think this goes without explanation.
4. Bracelets
5. My Two Beautiful Muroid Children
6. Pokemon
I know this sounds silly, but Pokemon has been with me through some really hard times, and even when I'm really down, just hearing "Bouken no Hajimari da" can brighten up my day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The webcomic I'm working on.

Gender roles in terms of character design.

How to crossbreed tomatoes.

All the shit I don't know about and what the best way of learning it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home, hanging out with my pets or my roommates.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not good with little kids. Please don't take me places with tiny children. They don't understand the value of being quiet and non-sticky hands.
You should message me if
You're willing to write something other than "Hey what's up." Please make an effort.

You like gardening, but aren't good at it.

You're relatively close. I can't drive and don't have a car.

You're not going to try to make me monogamous. Unless you want to fail and write that book, I mean.
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