Seriously, though, I'm a very friendly outgoing guy, but can't stand boring people. It seems like everyone should have something to say for themselves, but some don't. And what do I have to say for myself? Well...
George W. Bush was no Hitler. Hitler was a better speaker.
Fuck the Pope. Fuck the Ayatollah. Fuck the Preachers. Fuck the rabbis. Fuck the priests. Fuck the snake-handlers. Fuck the monks. Fuck the nuns. No seriously fuck them ... literally. All of those people need a lot more sex.
BTW, I live in both Portland and Seattle and am involved in a non-monogamous relationship down in P-town. I do have a more Portland-centric profile on here as well.
I am funny, offensive, and verbose
Ken Kesey, Neal Stephenson, John Kennedy Toole
Frank Zappa, Les Claypool, Mozart, Pantera, Magma, Aphex Twin, Black Sabboth, etc
Apocalypse Now, No Country For Old Men, A Clockwork orange, Tropic Thunder, Adaptation
Wrap one pork tenderloin in fresh sage leaves and bacon, taking care to wrap the bacon so that it holds the sage to the tenderloin. Secure with bamboo skewers or toothpicks. Sear over a hot charcoal fire until the bacon is crispy. Move to a cooler part of the fire and continue to cook until the internal temperature inside the thickest part of the tenderloin is 140 degrees. Slice and serve.