38Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I am a post-pubescent, prehumous, non-standard copulation focused, gormandizing, grandiose, homo sapiens instance. Currently, all of my subsystems seem to be in good working order.

Seriously, though, I'm a very friendly outgoing guy, but can't stand boring people. It seems like everyone should have something to say for themselves, but some don't. And what do I have to say for myself? Well...

George W. Bush was no Hitler. Hitler was a better speaker.

Fuck the Pope. Fuck the Ayatollah. Fuck the Preachers. Fuck the rabbis. Fuck the priests. Fuck the snake-handlers. Fuck the monks. Fuck the nuns. No seriously fuck them ... literally. All of those people need a lot more sex.

BTW, I live in both Portland and Seattle and am involved in a non-monogamous relationship down in P-town. I do have a more Portland-centric profile on here as well.

I am funny, offensive, and verbose
What I’m doing with my life
I am trying to become independently wealthy by creative yet legal means.
I’m really good at
Analysis, Cooking, Debate
The first things people usually notice about me
The hydrogen fluoride lasers shooting from every orifice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ken Kesey, Neal Stephenson, John Kennedy Toole

Frank Zappa, Les Claypool, Mozart, Pantera, Magma, Aphex Twin, Black Sabboth, etc

Apocalypse Now, No Country For Old Men, A Clockwork orange, Tropic Thunder, Adaptation

Wrap one pork tenderloin in fresh sage leaves and bacon, taking care to wrap the bacon so that it holds the sage to the tenderloin. Secure with bamboo skewers or toothpicks. Sear over a hot charcoal fire until the bacon is crispy. Move to a cooler part of the fire and continue to cook until the internal temperature inside the thickest part of the tenderloin is 140 degrees. Slice and serve.
Six things I could never do without
Air, Water, Food, Exercise, Sex, Your Mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex, Technology, Sex, Economics, Sex, Food, Sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting in a pub hoisting some sort of beverage


Often traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman.
You should message me if
You actually might be willing to meet in *real life* for friends, romance, sex, or whatever.
The two of us