Pirate_0
27 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I wish my life had background music so I could figure out what the hell is going on.

I am a clinomaniac, selectively social, sapiosexual, and I am shamelessly addicted to euneirophrenia and adrenaline.

I am The Woman. Failed as a monster of funfare. Asexual and polysexual. Sensual as a jellyfish. Honorary member of the pirate guild. Bridge player to the Tibetan league, michelin guide of the Paris catacombs, citizen of the Vatican. Asses and hipses as a Russian empress.
I love brains in formol and sculpted bones. I studied surgery theory by curiosity and almoravids just because.

I gathered on my good friends places and caves my unusual passion for diverse historical objects. Engraved papers from abolitionist caricaturist, Piranesi studies, large size paintings with some naked peoples being intimate, old books, tons of old books, XVIIIe compass, sundials, mathematical incorrect beautiful formules, broken table clocks, automats, non euclidian models, ink, ropes, computers, Leonard da Vinci sketches, chimerical skeletons, Tesla prototypes, numbered lithography, oversized golden frames, maps of invented cities, thousand of pencils, burning candles, silver rings, vanités, B&W pictures, ongoing mechanical and chemical experiences, tattoo tools, steam machines, stencils, letters, pipes, tobacco, torture engines, tinder pistols, netsuke and other japanese/indian relics, astronomical lenses, telescopes, wood and leather furnitures, microscopes, gems stones, witches mirrors, exotic calculation tools, dinausors stones, suits, hats, crazy tailored costumes, knives, sculptures, dead flowers, leather belts and pirate boats.

I'm not cool. Some peoples even says that I must be a horrible person but this is not true : I have the heart of a maiden fair - lying in a jar on my desk.
What I’m doing with my life
I am spending a considerable amount of time avoiding dramas.

Currently employed in a large firm, I am focusing on developping a certain amount of interestingly diverse skills, and I think about the way to combine an indefective love for beautiful things and special peoples, and my crave for adventurous places and loneliness.
I’m really good at
Knitting ridiculous sweaters for cats,
Fixing mechanical things
Designing and building crazy furnitures
Taking the best wrong decision
Putting duvet covers
Holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am small, but strong and direct. I might even sound agressive when I'm passionate, and it might look like I'm glaring at something/someone when I am just mentally engraving a situation.
I tend to space out when there are too many peoples around. I'm also said that I look at peoples too directly in the eyes.

I am polite, I have a rather large range of experiences and conversations, and even if I don't like casual chit-chat and forced laughts, I behave nicely enough for any kind of social event. But If I feel unconfortable or bored somewhere I'll leave without a second thought.

I have a limited amount of energy: I am either extremely vibrant and ready for endless discussions or terribly quiet, and aiming for silent.

Peoples notice rather quickly that I have strong values and extensive habits.
For example, I don't like noisy peoples at an orchestral concert, a museum, a cinema. I don't like when there is too much light in a room. I don't like to wear long sleeves, dresses, makeup or joaillerie. I don't like to be told that I am not "like other womens" or any nonsens like that. I don't like gossips, or trash talking.

I like to be well dressed when it is unappropriate and casual when I should be posh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books • Pratchett | Lovecraft | Queneau | Kipling | Desproges | Goethe's Faust | Poe | Alfred Jarry | The Book You Are The Heroes | the Count of Monte Cristo | Oscar Wild | 84 | Bukowski | Sternberg | Klopstock | Kundera | Lucky Luke | Snoopy | Blast | Le loup des mers | Blacksad | Dogra Magra ( Kyûsaku Yumeno ) | Lastman

Architects • Tadao Ando | Carlo Scarpa | Antonio Gaudi | Santiago Calatrava | Peter Zumthor | Victor Horta | Hassan Fathy | Sir John Soane | Luis Barragan | Shigeru Ban | Kazuyo Sejima | Sanaa | Studio Mumbai | Patrick Bouchain

Movies • Brazil | Pirates (polanski) | Sergio Leone's | Dune | Hara Kiri | Monthy Python's | Les ailes du désir (Wim Wanders) | Fellini's | Indiana Jones | Mary Poppins | Back to the future | K | Twelve angry man | L'aventure c'est l'aventure | The princess bride | Sleuth | Koyaanisqatsi | An Andalusian dog | Coriolanus

Animation • Chihiro | Lupin III | Tokyo godfathers | Steins gate | Amer Beton | Fantastic Mr Fox | Le roi et l'oiseau | Totoro | Berserk | Ghost in the shell | Porco Rosso | Paprika | The iron giant | Akira | Berserk | OPM

MusicOld school rock (The Doors | The Who | The Clash | The Stones | Lynyrd Skynyrd ) Old school classic (Chopin | Bach | Fauré's requiem. Mendelssohn | Wagner ) New school classic (Hiromi Uehara | Lluìs Llach | Son of dave | Yom | Nach | Morricone | Bjork | Chilly Gonzales) Folk (The high kings | Manowar | Paddy and the rats | Fintroll) IDM (Aphex twin | Amon Tobin | Chris Clark) Metal (Nargaroth | Kvelertak | Black Moth | Cradle of filth | Tenacious D | Apostasy) Jazz-blues-soul

Series • Dr Who | The Wire | Oz | Sherlock | Sopranos | Black books | Doctor Horrible's sing along blog

Food • Good wine | random beer | smocked whiskeys | cigars

* This list was expired even before I wrote it.
The six things I could never do without
Cigarette | Pen | Paper | Books | Animated GIFs with sparkles, cute cats and unicorns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Apocalypse and zombies
- My next epitaph
- The Macrocosme VS Microcosme
- It’s messed up that you can accidentally make a person but you can’t accidentally make a pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
Avoiding coming to your party unless you have an animal I can spend the whole time hanging out with.

There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I die I want to be cremated in a coffin that will be pre-filled with popcorn, just to make this great noise while burning that will make peoples hungry.
You should message me if
Whoever wants to be with me must learn two basic things, the first of which is never to reveal the second.
_ _ _ _ _

Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste. What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me. I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you – which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on. [Silly voice] "Hellooo!" That's you! That's how dumb you sound! You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing. You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when I was slowly approaching you with a knife, I said "Goodbye", and you were like, [deep voice] "No way!" And then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you." That was great.

_ _ _ _ _

Don't chitchat me.
And just pretend you understand my jokes, for cthulhu's sake.
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