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My self-summary
Super busy, owner of a small business, with two other jobs and enrolled in school full-time. I'm in an open relationship, and currently just looking for people I enjoy being around and have no expectations of how a relationship should develop.
What I’m doing with my life
Studying Sociology, specifically focusing on human sexuality.
Working in fitness
Running a bottle shop with my partner. (Beer takeout)
I’m really good at
Escalation, speaking my mind, and boy oh boy it's fun!
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: Punk, Ska, Industrial, 90 alt
movies: Sharknado & Sharknado 2 haven't seen the new ones yet.
Books: Neil Gaiman, Terry Prachett, essays and text on sociological concepts
The six things I could never do without
1: "and I want you, you are the perfect drug..."
2: "Want to make out and kiss hard, wait never mind"
3: Lists of indeterminate length
4: Sharknado 1 & 2
5: "...Days of destruction you wonder why. I'm a punk rocker till the day I die."
6: Lists of dead things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Currently modernity and tangentially Nietzsche and the ubermensch.

Why people cling to societal norms.

Why we use labels.

`Then you should say what you mean,' the March Hare went on.

`I do,' Alice hastily replied; `at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.'

"She's pretty and I like her but she's too well
'Cause I need red flags and long nights and she can tell
It's not that it's my fault, it's just my style
Beginning with a look and then a smile"

Why I waited so long to watch Sharknado 1 & 2.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Tall cans in the air, let me see 'em
Fuck you!"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an irrational hatred to flightless birds, because goddamn most flightless birds are big, and just fuck, I mean flightless, you got shit on. It's kinda like a land based fish. Mudskippers, I'm looking at you. Water not good enough for you? I'll take my aquatic species with chromatophores thank you.

Sharknado and Sharknado 2 are master pieces!
You should message me if
You love Sharknado 1&2.
This entire profile told you nothing and you are wondering how many times I have been dropped on my head.
The answer is more than one, but, most likely, less than 5...
You get a kick out of that ol' fashion conversation style thing.
You're super extra specially rad and are comfortable with ethical non-monogamy, and are willing to attempt to get to know my partner and become friends with her as well.
Not mandatory: You, or you and your partner are looking for a couple to get to know. My partner and I would welcome that.
Guys, please be clean shaven (scruff is ok, I'm not perfect at the whole clean shaven thing), and fit.