39 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Have you seen the Dos Equis commercials? People often ask if they're about me.
What I’m doing with my life
Work in progress.
I’m really good at
Release. Who remembers playing release as a kid? It's the greatest game ever. I'd still like to play if only people wouldn't call the police for a 36 year old man hiding in their yard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have really bad posture. My mom says it's because i have a gigantic dong...me trying to be funny. Some people thought I was serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - James Patterson

Movies - Too many

Shows - Too many to list them all but:
Shameless, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones...

Music - 90's rock/alternative and a lot of Oldies lately

Food - Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Rootbeer Barrels
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pillows, pajamas, showers, food, root beer barrels, and fireballs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm on here. I really hope that nobody i know sees me.
You should message me if
You want to talk.