30 Glendale, United States
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My self-summary
I'm from North Carolina and have been here for about five years.

I work. I write. I don't really watch sports. What else, what else...? I try to get a little workout in most days and get a fair bit of beer in most nights. I really enjoy cooking and trying new foods.

I've got a useless psychology degree and an even more useless screenwriting degree.

Halloween is better than Christmas. By a lot.

Oh! And I've noticed that lots of people say, "I can't describe myself in words." To them I say, you don't know enough words.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing TV shows and movies and hoping that eventually I'll get paid for it. In the meantime...

I work for a film school in the admissions review department. It alternates between being super busy and super chill.

I really love watching movies and TV shows. That may seem like a weird thing to be passionate about to some people, but I love it, nonetheless. It's how I prefer to spend my free time.
I’m really good at
Waking up early for work; I'm a decent cook; spelling; aaaaaand I'll keep thinking.

Also great at procrastinating with things that should really be a priority.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm kind of short with red hair. Believe me, I'm not psyched about it, either.

I'm told I have nice eyes. Also, some kids point at me and say, "Frodo!"

I look young for my age (apparently), and get carded regularly because of it. Thought growing a beard would help. It doesn't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Community, Six Feet Under, Hannibal, ARReSTeD DeVeLOPMeNT, Breaking Bad, BSG, Trailer Park Boys, The Wire, Pete & Pete, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Cheers, Malcolm in the Middle, Party Down, Carnivale, The Life & Times of Tim, The Last Man on Earth, Nathan For You, and plenty more...

Books: Ender's Game; Chuck Palahniuk stuff; Philip K. Dick stuff...so yeah, apparently SciFi. Also loved Catcher in the Rye, but I didn't read it until years after it was a school assignment.

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, The Sandlot, Step Brothers, My Girl, Little Miss Sunshine (anything written by Arndt), Hot Fuzz, The Iron Giant, pretty much anything PIXAR, Disney musicals (Aladdin, especially), The Fly, Lars and the Real Girl. It's hard to find a good horror flick, but I'm always down to watch one, nonetheless.

Music: Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Radical Face, St. Vincent, Land of Talk, Talking Heads, Regina Spektor, Bon Iver, classical, Arcade Fire, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, whatever...not thrilled by country, though.

Food: Spicy stuff. Recently realized that dairy and I don't get along well.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it seems so hard to find a girl that wants to just watch TV and movies all day. Sure, we could go for a hike. That's fun once in a blue moon (ooh, I could go for a Blue Moon now), but why not watch something and pick apart why it's so awesome??

I don't dwell too much on anything. The usual stuff, I guess -- money, what I'm gonna eat when I get home, how I can slyly convince my roommate to at least try to help keep the apartment clean.

I think a lot about having a clean apartment.

Why people are "Looking for friends" on a dating site. You're doing it wrong!
On a typical Friday night I am
Unlike lots of people on OKC, i DO have a typical friday night. It involves me and some friends at one of our places drinking beer, watching movies/Netflix, and talking about stuff.

Other times I'll be out with people for dinner and drinks.

The common denominator here is drinks. There's going to be booze involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will cry unapologetically at a movie if it's good. IDGAF. I guess that makes it not so private.
I don't like the movie Beetlejuice and don't understand how anybody else can.
I have no idea what's going on politically. Politics are depressing and I avoid them.
You should message me if
--you don't take tons of selfies of yourself.
--you're not super religious.
--you like art, but you don't consider yourself "artsy."
--you have a good horror movie suggestion.
--you're not one of those people who wears a surgical mask to the airport.
--you don't have 10 youtube links on your profile that you think I need to see to understand you.
--you wanna grab a drink and get your chat on.