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I intend to be an English high school teacher before I'm thirty. I wield my red pen ruthlessly. It bites.
Fuck flats. They're misshapen condoms for feet. Especially those sequin-adorned podiatric boat-like contraceptives.
Luckily, I have an internet connection. All of you need to go watch The Business of Being Born. Ahoraaa.
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Testicles (yours, not mine)
I've always wondered what it would be like to be a guy, in that whole dominant sexual piercing sense. But I'm 100% against pegging.
Sheeeit, No IMs.
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