26 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
So, I live alone and work 50+ hrs a week. I'm also the property manger for the apartment building I live in. I have 2 cats and an 8 year old son. Unfortunately, I only get to see my son on the weekends since he goes to school in his mothers area but it's better than nothing. It's my understanding that most of you answered "no" to the question "would you date someone with children?" so I figured I'd just get that out of the way. Anyway, I work for an industrial valve manufacturer. I resurface parts, polish parts, acid wash stuff, assemble components, silk screen, test parts....it's not a bad gig for not having a degree in machine working or engineering. I like my job and take great pride in my work.
What I’m doing with my life
I enjoy painting, sculpting, skating, snowboarding, video games, mixing and producing music and playing with my son any chance I get. I'd like to go back to school for audio engineering sometime but times are tough and I'm not getting stuck with student loan payments for the rest of my life. We'll see which way the wind blows. Although, I'm pretty content with the career I have now.
I’m really good at
Stencil art, painting in general, MP3Jing, FPS's, demolishing buildings, snowboarding, ice skating, inline and I can also do a wheelie in a Bobcat (weather permitting). I like to cook too but I wouldn't go as far as saying I'm "good" at it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll give you one of each and the rest you can find out on your own:
-A Million Little Fibers by Steven McTowelieeee
-Hardcore Henry
-Trailer Park Boys
-fried calamari
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How much I want to travel and climb mountains and see the world but then I stop day dreaming and realize it'll probably never happen.
You should message me if
Since all you ladies like to specify the type of men you DON'T want to message you, I'll do the same.

Do not message me if...

-you're just looking for another victim in your polyamorous game of weiners. Polyamory is fucked and I want no part of it.

-you've shaved one side of your head (both sides are fine as long as it's a legit mohawk or a Tank Girl cut) IE: no sheep

-you wear those stupid saggy smurf hats or leggings as pants. Leggings aren't pants and no it's not sexy. Also, none of that "vintage hipster chic" bullshit either.

-you ride around on a longboard or one of those Segway Jr's . I may look like a faggot in my rollerblades but you bitches look fucking retarded.

-you're a sexworker or just a good old fashion floozy. Self respecting women only.

-you don't use proper grammar and punctuation. Either speak proper English or get the fuck out.

-you refer to tattoos as "ink"...or movies as films. No one uses film anymore, it's all digital. Stop trying to sound hip.

- you over use emojis or use dumb ass internet acronyms like "hbu" and "ttyl" shit like that annoys the fucking piss out of me.

-you hate scary movies.

-your name is Sarah. No more Sarah's for me....or Mackenzie, I just can't stand that name. It just sounds like a trashy name.

-you find full on homeless man beards an acceptable substitution for an actual personality...as a matter of fact, if you're one of those women who are just obsessed with bearded douche bag hipsters/"lumber-sexuals" then hit the bricks. I don't want anything to do with you.

-you're obsessed with the Internet. I realize it's hypocritical to say this on a dating website, but I despise the Internet as a whole and I wish it would be destroyed.

-you're against the idea of hunting, fishing and slaughtering livestock for food. Man didn't climb to the top of the food chain to just eat plants.

-you're not within my age bracket. I'm not a baby sitter.

-you use words like "selfie" "yolo" "swag" "cray" "hubby" "bae" "hella" or use the the word "binge" to describe how you watch tv. You trendy little Internet sheep can flock somewhere else with that shit.

-you expect me to be your sugar daddy and spoil you. No material girls. That doesn't mean I won't spoil you if you deserve it.

-you plan on going out on date with me, letting me pay for everything and never talking to me again. I can't stress this enough. Act like an adult, if you're not interested, say it. Not knowing why you never got called back is one of the worst feelings in the world.

-you do the duckface in photos.

-you hate cats and/or dogs.

-you hate video games.

-you refuse to play in the snow. I'm all about winter and winter sports like snowboarding and ice skating. If you refuse to hit the mountain with me it won't work out.

-you're not biologically a woman or you act uncomfortable being the biological woman that you are. No trannies. No smug "they/them" bitches.

-you listed your phone, computer and/or the Internet under the 6 things you can't do with out.

-you're some variant of hippy/hipster/scumbag/redneck/juggalo/douchesack/furry/ghetto/tranny/nickleback or country fan.

-you're some overly sensitive "punk" feminazi social justice moron who gets offended about every little thing. Go back to your drum circle you filthy troglodyte.

Other than that I'm an open book that's banned from high school libraries due to foul language, adult undertones and sloppy penmanship.