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My self-summary
Edicts, Decrees, Bylaws, ToS, Unreasonable Demands :P

1. I am not your personal interactive poly wiki.
2. I am not a tourist attraction. If you're from out of town, I am not interested.
3. I am not here because you don't have time for a "real" girlfriend and you want to get laid occasionally. I really am serious about this, gents. If you don't have time to date, hang out, be spoiled, and have awesome sex, I am not the woman for you.
4. If you think after reading 50 Shades you are a Dom... Take your dog eared, semen stained, copy out from under your pillow and shove it right up your ass instead of sending me a message.

All messages in regard to the above will be deleted with prejudice.

Ffs. I hate that. Done. On to the awesomeness. :P

I am a human animal living on the surface of a small blue planet, the atoms and elements that form my body were forged in the heart of a now defunct star.
I don't need the universe to be anymore amazing than it already is.

I am a polyamorous woman married to a wonderful poly man (Taffing).

I'm a geek and proud of it. I love to sew and design costumes. I love to cook and bake. I enjoy working with my hands, camping, fishing, and learning.

I bounce between ENTJ and ESFJ if that sort of thing matters to you.
What I’m doing with my life
I own a small business, and I like the flexibility.

Sometimes I write. Occasionally I design a new costume or other practical item. It's a goal of mine to maintain curiosity and pursue more skills. So when something breaks, or I like something, my first thought is likely- "Can I fix it? Can I make it? Can I build it?"

I'm also trying very hard not be a hypocrite. It's not as easy as you might suppose.
I’m really good at
I am an excellent cook and baker. I am an accomplished seamstress. I am a total lush, so drinking, I guess? Kegels? :P
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tipsy? Hahaha no. I can be talkative, so generally it's my personality and views. People say I am very open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read as much as I used to, but here are some of my favorite authors:

Sam Harris
Simone de Beauvoir
James Clavell
Emma Goldman
George RR Martin
Oscar Wilde
Chuck Palahniuk
Albert Camus
Salman Rushdie

My taste in music is rather eclectic. I listen to alternative, older rap, classic rock, Motown, industrial, and EDM for the most part.

Fitz and the Tantrums
The Neighbourhood
Geto Boyz
Wu Tang Clan
She Wants Revenge
Cage the Elephant
Swedish House Mafia
Daft Punk
The Damned
Ice Cube
Death Cab For Cutie
Massive Attack
Snoop Dogg
Etta James
The Four Tops
Patsy Cline
Jefferson Airplane
Patti Smith
Pink Floyd
Janis Joplin
Led Zepplin
The Rolling Stones

As far as visual entertainment I enjoy fantasy adventure, sci-fi, action, comdey- particularly stand up. Some of my favorite comedians are:

Bill Burr
Louis CK
Moshe Kasher
Ralphie May
Ron White
Doug Stanhope
George Carlin
Dave Chapelle
Seth MacFarland
Aziz Ansari

I am a fan of documentaries, academic lectures and debates.

How the Universe Works
Steven Hawking: Into The Universe
The Four Horseman discussion: Dennett, Hitchens, Harris & Dawkins
The Monarchy
Guns, Germs and Steel
Enemies of Reason

I am a fan of a few TV shows, such as:

Game of Thrones
Walking Dead
Breaking Bad
Family Guy
Robot Chicken

Some of my favorite movies are:

Gone With The Wind
The Meaning of Life
Sin City
History of the World Part 1
Red Sonja (I know...)
The Invention of Lying
Conan the Barbarian (Original)
God Bless America
Silence of the Lambs
A Clockwork Orange
Dr. Strangelove
Pitch Black
Dark Knight
Moulin Rouge
The six things I could never do without
People I love. My dog. Transportation. Good food. Silly conversations. Wine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I am always thinking. I have one of those minds that just won't shut up. To make things even more interesting I am usually thinking about 2-5 things at the same time. My only respite is sleep.

I think about my Loves, their needs and wants. I think about the projects I have in process. I think about why the world is the way it is, and how I can make it better. I think about kinky sex. Add stream of consciousness, memory associations, and inane crap. You get the picture. Maybe?
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally at home. I like going out, it just gets expensive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am atypical bipolar, or bipolar 2. I go to the doctor regularly. I take medicine, but I am a little thin skinned. So be nice, please.

I am a skeptical agnostic.

This means that I don't believe in God, but am unwilling to completely discount the possiblility. It is mathematically probable that in the vastness of space and time a being could exist in the universe that would meet our definition of what a god is.

That being said, it is highly improbable that an old bearded man sits on a throne in the sky planning our lives, and snuffed his only son as a publicity stunt.
You should message me if
You possess intellectual curiosity. I am a nerdy type. Engage me. Philosophy? History? Physics? Anthropology? Human Rights? D&D? (lulz)

You are emotionally intelligent.

You are a producer, not a consumer.

You are a smart, witty, kinky, polyamorous man, and you aren't afraid of becoming something more than just a friend with benefits.

If you like getting good mind before playtime.

And.... If playtime means me putting on my collar and awaiting your instructions....