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My self-summary
Intimidating little box, here. I'm a singer/songwriter in a folk comedy band by night, office worker by day, and a bunch of other stuff in between. Ask me about the between if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a bunch, playing gigs, trying to train my dog to poop on command (hint: it's really hard).
I’m really good at
Reading really fast, drinking wine, talking openly about feelings.
The first things people usually notice about me
Boobs, I guess? That's unoriginal, but they're, like, right there...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Currently devouring Paradise Lost, Bram Stoker's Dracula. My favorite author is Terry Pratchett, hands down. I was raised on Harry Potter, and love all kinds of fantasy brain candy like that and Stephen King.
Twilight sucks, though.

Movies: Anything awesome, or awesomely bad. I like Shaun of the Dead, and Lord of the Rings, and American Psycho. I went to see the Bratz movie in theaters, and it made me laugh so hard I choked on my movie theater pickle.

Music: Lots, except for most country.

Food: Right now I'm into Thai. Before that it was Vietnamese. Before that it was sushi. See a trend here? I'll bet you do. I'll bet you're smart.
Six things I could never do without
1. Air conditioning.
2. My dogges.
3. Reddit.
4. Books.
5. TV.
6. Noodles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Teevee, and books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching Star Trek and making some art.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I haven't had a lot of girl-time experience, and that's why I'm here. I love my fiancee, and we're solid, and now I want to go out with some girls.
I'm also always up for friendships! I like people who like to watch TV and eat food. Those are my kind of people.
You should message me if
If you know the difference between its/it's and your/you're. If you like watching bad movies. If you can appreciate a comfy couch. If you feel like it.
The two of us