37Glasgow, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I should be spending my days writing scripts. However the internet forces me to look at weird stuff and give friends abuse on Facebook. Then I have some toast.

I am easy going, good humoured, don't take life seriously and at times am more coffee than man.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be a very well paid writer and make enough cash to travel the world.
I’m really good at
Talking absolute nonsense. Writing... stuff. Making someone laugh whether they want to or not. Getting into trouble. Those last two usually go together.
The first things people usually notice about me
Been told it's my deep voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Usual Suspects, Shawshank Redemption, Withnail & I, Oldboy, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, Anchorman, Bladerunner, Wild Zero, Goodfellas, Halloween, Dark Knight, Ringu, In the Mouth of Madness, Darjeeling Limited, Superbad...

Music: Iron Maiden, Guns n Roses, Mad Capsule Market, Madness, AC/DC, Fear Factory, Rammstein, Slipknot, Machinehead, In Flames, The Damned, The Sex Pistols, The Clash, Spunge, Reel Big Fish, Kiss, Pantera, The Bezerker, Lacuna Coil, Smashing Pumpkins, Dresden Dolls, Mindless Self Indulgence, Alice Cooper, Motorhead, Pitchshifter, Ministry...

Books: anything by Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, John Brunner, Charles Stross, Adam Roberts, Iain M Banks...
Six things I could never do without
Music. Comedy. Coffee. PC. Films. Pasta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The human condition and the ultimate irony of how the more we try to impose a pattern on life the more random it becomes. Or monkeys.

Mainly monkeys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Desperately trying to work out some way to get Saturday and Sunday to mate so they can give birth to more weekend days until it gets to the point where they outnumber weekdays. I have met with little success so far but remain optimistic.
You should message me if
You like to have a laugh.
The two of us