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My self-summary
"My Myers-Briggs personality type varies between NSFW and STFU."

I am polyamorous, blue-haired, kooky, and cuddly. Ok, a cuddle-slut. Also, I get really, really bouncy about good hugs and good friends. I have lots of animals, including goats, sheep, chickens, turkeys, a houseful of dogs and an ox who thinks he's a half-ton dog.

I can't figure the optimal place to put this, but I LOVE the "OkCupid (for the Non-Mainstream User)" Plug-in for Chrome. So much that I was motivated to finally switch to Chrome just to use it. Want to find out if that 81% match is a polyamorous, childfree, kinky, vegan, cigar smoker? This will tell ya. Even lets you tag users thumbnails so you don't keep rechecking that one 99% Match who somehow fundamentally disagrees with you in all mandatory categories. Find it here: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/okcupid-for-the-non-mains/cgdblghohnaeeejaoincmbcdkdnodkei?hl=en

I have chronic Lyme disease, so I'm often low on energy, but I've got doctors who are working hard to help me try to get better. Sometimes I need lots of love and sympathy, but I'm also a really good listener and can give as good as I get!

I'm trying to edit this in bits and pieces (hey I put up a pic, that's something). This section will go unchanged for months and then suddenly update in a flurry of motivation, only to lie dormant again for another multi-month period.

Update: This doesn't really count as a flurry of motivation, but I'm gonna see how this wiki-profile thing goes. Sometimes, when called to task to describe yourself, you find your friends have a better handle on it.

Until then, ask me.

Edit: I removed the names of my editors, since the site fills them in anyway. I'm still getting a kick out of this wiki-profile thing, so feel free to edit with reckless abandon!

Again, I have to say, I'm polyamorous, first and foremost. Well, not first and foremost...I'm me primarily, but poly is pretty high up the list. This is not a phase that I can be talked out of, so I appreciate people that will take that into consideration.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching monster movies, in particular at the Nevermore Film Festival in Durham during the last weekend in February, but any time is actually acceptable.

Duck chucking (no, they don't object).

Occasionally goat and sheep wrangling.

Contributing to textbooks involving math, physics, and games.
I’m really good at
Cuddling , back scratching, listening, expressing empathy.
The first things people usually notice about me
depending on level of azuritude, the blue hair.
I spend a lot of time thinking about






Wondering why it is that useful data in my brain is almost always replacing useful information with horrible trivia. I am convinced that every element in the Periodic Table (which I used to know) has been subsequently replaced by Brady Bunch episodes. You know the one where Marcia has a crush on Davy Jones of the Monkees? That was Cadmium!

On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting with the local poly crowd. Drinking coffee, making bad puns and coming up with good band names (which are often, themselves, bad puns). Sometimes engaging in mutual grooming behavior with other primates in the crowd.
You should message me if
You've actually read my profile and you're not a 419er.
The two of us