Pork_Chop_Hero
43Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face! I've got a heart of 24 karat gold and love eating, drinking, music and making merry. Grew up in suburban Pa. and reside in the East Village. That's all for now, thanks for playing!
What I’m doing with my life
Editorial Director. Eater. Traveler. Man of Leisure.
I’m really good at
Telling good stories, playing impeccable jukebox sets, cleaning my plate.
The first things people usually notice about me
The mime that I hired to follow me everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
LISTS!

Music: Classic, indie, high and low. Spotify Discover playlists..

Movies: 24 Hour Party People, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, Sherman's March, Who is Harry Nilsson?... love a good documentary.

TV and the Radio: Wnyc forever. Netflix. Frontline. Side note: I was actually a guest on Anthony Bourdain's TV show once, NBD

Podcasts: Fresh Air, WTF, This American Life, Crimetown, 30 For 30. You know, the ush.

Food:/drink: Budweiser 🍺, whiskey 🥃. oysters, crabs 🦀 ramen 🍜 , burgers 🍔, huevos rancheros, cheese 🧀

Whatever you got, really.
Six things I could never do without
My family, my friends, good times, beautiful moments, leisurely dinners, laughs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How i can get into clown college 🤡
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not having dinner with friends? Staying in, cooking, watching movies, getting weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to sell Craftmatic Adjustable Beds (yes, the ones on TV).
You should message me if
You think I seem interesting and would like to meet for drinks and/or be in a montage with me.
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