Pork_Chop_Hero
41 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Hello, and thanks for clicking on my face! I've got a heart of 24 karat gold and love eating, drinking, cooking, music and making merry. Grew up in suburban Pa. and reside in the East Village. That's all for now, thanks for playing!
What I’m doing with my life
Writer, editor, man of leisure.
I’m really good at
Telling awesome stories, making you laugh, playing impeccable sets on dive bar jukeboxes, finding off the beaten path spots, relaxing on weekends, helping cook and cleaning my plate. I'm a sweetheart.
The first things people usually notice about me
The mime that I hired to follow me everywhere I go.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
LISTS!

Music: Howlin Wolf, Kurt Vile, The Kinks, Lucinda Williams, Fleetwood Mac, Dinosaur Jr. Loving Spotify Discover playlists lately...

Movies: Rushmore, 24 Hour Party People, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, Blue is the Warmest Color, Sherman's March, Who is Harry Nilsson?... love a good documentary.

TV and the Radio: Wnyc forever. Netflix. Side note: I was actually a guest on Anthony Bourdain's TV show once.

Podcasts: Fresh Air, WTF, This American Life, Strangers, Snap Judgment, Criminal. You know, the ush.

Food:/drink: Budweiser and whiskey is my jam. Love raw oysters, Maryland blue crabs, spicy miso ramen, burgers, pho, bbq, lamb noodles, huevos rancheros, cornichons. gruyere.

Whatever you got, really.
The six things I could never do without
My family, my friends, good times, beautiful moments, leisurely dinners, laughs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How i can get into clown college
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not having dinner with friends downtown or in Brooklyn? Staying in, cooking, watching movies, getting weird.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once paid to write an "adult board game."
I used to sell Craftmatic Adjustable Beds (yes, the ones on TV).
You should message me if
You think I seem interesting and would like to meet for drinks and/or be in a montage with me.
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