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My self-summary
I'm a societal daredevil, willing to break bread with anyone within earshot. Yes, I'm a geek. But my obsessions don't make me a pariah. I can reign it in when the occasion calls for it. I know not everyone may be interested in what I like, but maybe if I could explain it to you in private...

And as a final note, I hate to bring this up, I don't drink or smoke, but I don't chastise those that do, unless it presents a problem to other people. Some people find my teetotaling odd...as well as my use of outdated, old timey terms such as "teetotaling."
What I’m doing with my life
Working on various projects to keep myself occupied.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh at horrible things.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I resemble someone that they know...or either Topher Grace/Steve Buscemi/Steve-O. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: World War Z, The Great Gatsby, 1984, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. The Works of Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Philip K. Dick, H.P. Lovecraft if that gives you any idea where this is going...

MOVIES: Drive, Robocop, Moon, Source Code, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, District 9, Die Hard, Amadeus, The Atomic Cafe, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Goodfellas, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket, Any bad 80's movie is worth it's weight in gold. Documentaries too.

SHOWS: Archer, Both Offices, Doctor Who, Parks and Rec, Any of the good Star Treks, Futurama, The Simpsons, Ninja Warrior, Both Web and The Soup, Breaking Bad, Red Dwarf, Attack of the Show.

MUSIC: Cake, Sparks, DEVO, Madness, Flobots, Klaus Nomi, Justice, Daft Punk, Anthrax, Depeche Mode, Ladytron, Goldfish, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, POLYSICS...What's that word? Oh yes, Eclectic. In a ska-new wavey-funkalicious-metal-nerdcore-dance-industrial-punky-ambient-electro kinda way.

FOOD: Japanese (Beef Udon is a favorite) Indian (It's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's invited!) Addicted to teriyaki chicken rice bowls.
Six things I could never do without
1. A stable connection to the internet.
2. My Glasses. I'm near-sighted, so it doesn't help me driving without them at night.
3. My Car
4. Music
5. My Phone
6. The ignorance of the world. (where would YouTube be without it?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The vagaries and mysteries of life. I guess being born the same day as Nietzsche makes you think about what he was trying to convey. Then again I also share a birthday with Tito Jackson (the most talented Jackson) and Virgil (You know, Dante's traveling companion though Hell?). Life is hilarious that way.

I also think about why should we go to the lobby.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either catching a film in the theater, or playing video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Like I'm going to let something like that slip on the internet...u jelly?
You should message me if
You find my short yet rambling description of myself cute/hilarious/self-indulgent in some way, and wish to subscribe to my newsletter. Or if you have Myopia and have to wear corrective lenses. Brownie points if you have a pixie cut. Or are Gwendoline Christie.

In all seriousness, I'm a semi-normal (Just a few pegs up from abnormal) guy. Strike up a conversation.
The two of us