Some positive things I'd describe myself as: empathetic, optimistic, self-sufficient, open-minded, tolerant and direct. I'm looking for someone who I can spend some time with when I'm not working my weird hours (I work 6pm-2am most days, and my days off are Sunday/Monday).
If you want some pseudo-scientific data to look at, here are some personality profiles on me:
Big Five/OCEAN: High on Openness, extraversion and agreeableness, very low on conscientiousness and neuroticism.
Current favorite quotation:
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
I'm fairly good at being empathetic and level-headed.
I'm really good at finding opportunities to inappropriately hit on people, or making anything dirty, or going off on tangents into weird places
I'm pretty decent at making weird faces. I'm not Jim Carrey, but I'm good for the occasional laugh.
Novel: "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Friend" by Christopher Moore
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Crow, Seven, Donnie Darko, most Marvel comic book movies, Igby Goes Down, Any Kevin Smith movie, Firefly, Inception, many more
Music: Muse (You basically must enjoy this band in order to be my friend, it's one of a very few rules I have), The Music, The Joy Formidable, Kimbra, Foo Fighters, Peter Gabriel, Cage the Elephant, Metric, The Distillers, Filter, The Black Keys
TV Shows: Danger 5, Being Human, WWE Raw, Shameless, Pawn Stars, Archer. I have a ton of shows I'd like to catch up on (Walking Dead, Mad Men, 2 Broke Girls), but with my current work schedule I don't get to watch a lot of TV.
Food: Salmon, honey, burgers, peanut butter
Determinism and reductionism
The Cleveland Indians
Monogamy as a social construct
Gender & Sexual orientation issues
Paraphilias/Fetishes/Other odd quirks of human sexuality
You don't mind a well-trimmed beard
You aren't freaked out by atheists
You are open-minded
You aren't a spam bot
You have any inclination to do so and aren't disqualified from the above guidelines. Because that would be swell