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My self-summary
My name is Brian but I am NOT the Messiah! I stimulate the neurons and don't simulate the morons. I was born s half a Siamese Psychotic but was successfully surgically removed from my imaginary doppelganger. I have worked as the Ventriliquist's dummy for the invisible man and survived a triple charisma bypass after my personality transplant rejected me. As you can see then, I am a common or garden fairly boring average guy.
I am an easy going tolerant person but I don't suffer fools easily. In fact, I burn them in a solid fool cooker

In the words of the Desiderata, I speak my truth quietly and clearly whilst avoiding loud and aggressive persons. If you are an interrogator please move along. People reveal themselves naturally given the chance and very few like having to answer interminable questions about themselves. I've shown my face, it's only courteous to do likewise. Why bother being on here if you are hiding I say.
I like witty mature people and enjoy good company of any race, age, gender or persuasion. I don't tolerate fools all that well (though I often have to as I am too well mannered to do otherwise) and my eejit-ometer is relatively finely tuned, LOL.

I have just finished writing a novel about MP's; ("Multiple Personalities") and DID's; ("Dissasociative Identity Disorder") which I hope to publish in 2011. Any agents out there?

If you are an original thinker, then that is it's own reward. Placebo junkies need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing the sequel to my as yet unpublished book.
I’m really good at
Listening and conversing eloquently.
The first things people usually notice about me
My twinkly eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Grapes of Wrath. Goodbye Mr Chips. Rocky Horror show. The Who, Floyd, Yes. I love all food.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This and that.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home reading, but Thursdays and Sundays, now THAT is entirely another matter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a private person.
You should message me if
If you enjoy and can hold a sensible conversation and be sharp and witty then that would be a big plus for me.
The two of us