26 Fort Lauderdale, United States
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My self-summary
I'm weird and intensely into film. ive been told more than enough that im a ridiculously absurd human being.
What I’m doing with my life
writing. I want to write and create television shows as well as helm films. i have "completed works" that havent seen the light of day in years. My dream project is House Of Leaves.

i live small and im totally happy with it, I guess.
I’m really good at
using a lot of parentheses and subtext.
The first things people usually notice about me
My forehead tattoo that's only viewable in gamma radiation.

If not that, then my odd sense of humor. Or my sense of humor. Or how humerus my speech can be. Or how above the elbow I can be. Or I tend to unintentionally digress away from a point that I'm trying to make if I talk too long.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Albert Camus, House Of Leaves, Philly Dick, Palahniuk, and others. typical authors and books.

Community, King Of The Hill, Silicon Valley, Peep Show, Eric Andre Show, Tim And Eric, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Futurama, Darkplace, The Story Of Film: An Odyssey.

Don't ask about film unless you want to have an intense conversation.

podcasts (comedy bang bang, Harmontown) and I listen to experimental rock, progressive, math rock, grindcore, hardcore punk, noise rock, avant-guard jazz.
The six things I could never do without
Total Wine
My external hard drive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
•How nothing we (humans) do matters ultimately in the universe and how we're one of the shortest living species on the earth and we're ruining 4.7 billion years of greatness.
•getting the hell out of florida
•movies, movies, movies, movies, and movies.
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking fantastic brewed beverages or just hanging in at home and watching a film with my cats, being a spinster.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a mild case of Kyphosis (spinal growth disorder) and moderate anxiety. I cripple under pressure.
You should message me if
I'm gonna go with $1, Bob.

I don't have a forehead tattoo.