30 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I increasingly regret my choice of username but cannot think of anything better.

It's not for movember. I'd change it but I don't have any other photos where i am doing the seduction face.

I forgot that I'd put down 'has dogs' - I suppose this is worth mentioning in case you are deathly allergic to dogs but on the other hand the dog is not representative, it isn't mine, I didn't choose it, it just lives in my house.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to work in a biscuit factory (fancy biscuits for the rich, none of your plebian biscuits. I decorated the biscuits, this is why it says 'artistic'), it was a conversation starter. Now I'm unemployed, which is less so.

I make quite a lot of puppets and then get angry about being pigeonholed as a puppet maker purely on the basis of the constant stream of puppet based projects.
I’m really good at
Cooking food which seems very delicious but is in fact just full of butter, making friends fat due to item 1, making self fat, ditto, only being moderately late, icing biscuits, dancing slightly better than people imagine me dancing, if the only dance you need is something vaguely 1920s, with added flailing. And it is the only dance you need, appropriate for any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
Appearance (of hobbit) (feet not hairy. Not very hairy). Too much brackets. Unacceptably drunk. Lack of any discernible sense of direction. Terribly short (exaggeration, merely quite short, related to previous hobbit statement).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The six things I could never do without
Butter. Other people's rejected clothes. Budget whisky.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Puppets. Butter.