26Cranston, United States
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My self-summary
Sad little edgy girl covered in glitter. Probably watching films with horrible ratings on Netflix and wondering when it became three o'clock in the morning.
What I’m doing with my life
I make frappuccinos for rude teenagers with iPhones and sell vintage toys to grown ass adults on the side. During the Halloween season I work for haunts and during the off-season I do special events makeup for pretty much anything you need me for including cons, weddings, parties, prom...etc.: You want to be pretty? I'll make you pretty. You want to be a zombie? I will make you a goddamn zombie. I'm also trying to get cosplay famous because THERE is a reasonable life goal for you. I have a band. Yeah, we're terrible. Please come?
I’m really good at
Sarcasm, sass, and making lattes. Also my voice is much bigger than I am which isn't difficult but still. Mixture of Fergie and Jesus.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome shoes, the ferocity of my winged eyeliner, my blinking Pokémon watch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, not even going to lie. I was essentially brought up with them and I remember reading the first book when I was eleven. I am still heart broken that I didn't get my Hogwarts letter. I also love nearly anything vampire or zombie related except for Twilight, I can't handle constipated sparkle vampires, sorry. My favorite movies are all pretty much your typical cult films like Nightmare Before Christmas, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rocky Horror, Donnie Darko, A Clockwork Orange, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal...or really any horror films. Also, I love crappy horror films and going to see movies that get horrible ratings, because why not? I'm also guilty of loving the obvious films like Pacific Rim, Jurrasic Park, and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I never used to be be a big tv person outside of American Horror Story and Game of Thrones but now I've recently gotten a lot more into television thanks to Netflix. I'm now addicted to The 100, iZombie, Gotham, The Walking Dead and Bates Motel. I listen to all kinds of music, but I'm definitely more into hard rock and alternative. Favorite food is chicken noodle soup. Classic.
Six things I could never do without
1. My laptop. Let's face it, this is the age of technology. I use my computer for EVERYTHING, and without it I pretty much don't know how to function. Photoshop, facebook, League of Legends, job applications...
2. Music. Which is basically like saying air or water or something else obviously detrimental to human survival.
3. Hot sauce. I keep it in my purse. I put it on everything. Do not come between me and my hot sauce.
4. Money. Now I ain't saying I'm a gold digger, but being a nerd DEFINITELY isn't cheap.
5. Soup. I could live off of soup.
6. Eyeglasses. I would walk into traffic and die before even realizing what happened to me because I have horrible vision.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New ideas for projects, be it stories or songs or strange jewelry or whatever I feel like doing that day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Making whipped creams and wondering where it all went wrong, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cry during the last Harry Potter film every time. It's pretty sad.
You should message me if
You are not completely mortified by how many times I have mentioned Harry Potter. Also being able to spell is a plus.
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