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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Theresa. I wear pants, I read, and I vote. Oh and for the love of Captain Kirk, try not to be boring.
New Life Motto: Dorothy in the streets. Blanche in the sheets.

Also I feel like I should note, I'm a grownup. I like men who are grownups. I like men who are goofballs too. Just please don't ask me to come over to your house at 1am cause it ain't gonna happen :)

Let me answer the age old question for you...

Q: Hey. How are you?
A: I'm fine. I'm probably tired, or it's the weekend and I'm having some drinks so buzzed and tired.

ok now that that's out of the way, please be interesting.
Below are some other fun facts :)

Tree hugger
Marketing magician
Hugs not drugs
Glitter is a color
Shark week is the best week ever
Ancient Aliens
Science over religion
Rump shaker
I listen to 100.3 and love it! But I have no idea what
they're saying...
Beyoncé is my spirit animal
I skated a dragon once
FOX NEWS = no bueno
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a marketing/sales firm, living in Orlando, and trying to be a decent and kind human who quite often tells really bad jokes.
I’m really good at
Take everything Beyonce is good at now add cooking and the chicken dance :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd like to say My eyes but if I'm realistic... My boobs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can be a better person. I know doesn't seem possible ;-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking and watching Netflix or dinner and drinks with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ok here's my social 560-940-5555 ;-)
You should message me if
*You have a sense of humor
*You like girls with opinions
*You can hang on your own and don't need me by your side all night long
*You like to dance
* You like to go out
* You don't watch Fox News
* If you own a mansion, yacht or an NFL team..def message me ;-)