Or my beard.
"Illusions" by Richard Bach, "Requiem for a Dream" by Hubert Selby Jr., "House of Leaves" by Mark Z. Danielewski, "Watchmen" by Alan Moore, "Sandman" by Neil Gaiman, "The Dark Knight Returns" by Frank Miller, "The Ring" by Koji Suzuki, "Up The Down Staircase" by Bel Kaufman, "Have a Nice Day" by Mick Foley, and I know it's not technically a book or even a comic book, but I have "The Complete Calvin & Hobbes" and it is the best thing ever put in a newspaper.
So many the list for unruly. So this and music are under construction momentarily.
Mystery Science Theater 3000, Futurama, South Park, Twilight Zone, Trigun, The Booth at the End, Breaking Bad, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls
See above, re: movies
Steak and sushi.