Hardworking (and playing) but I also LOVE relaxing in / on the water, reading a good novel (especially erotica / "beach smut"), napping in the sun, and spending time with close friends. Love sailing my Portland Pudgy dinghies in Porter. Would enjoy playing more volleyball. I don't have a kayak or paddle-board, but, I do enjoy rowing. I enjoy a good sense of humor and making others laugh.
I am not too big on WATCHING sports (other than NFL football, beach volleyball, and sometimes sailing) . . I'd rather PLAY.
Politically I lean to the right / libertarian; Socially I lean to the left / liberal. Allergic to cats (and often to the persons who are owned by them).
I am a practicing Christian (Episcopalian) but I seldom go to formal services. The lake is my church, my sail / rowboat is my pew, and I get the 'sacraments' in the basin. I am definitely NOT looking to date a 'holy roller'.
I began living with my best friend in May of 2014 in Pflugerville (I am mono-poly, straight and in an open relationship (she rarely visits the Porter / Houston area and she spends most of the summer out of state - she plans on leaving TX (forever) within the next 2 - 3 years). I am looking for a female in the NORTH HOUSTON area. I have been married once for 16 years (divorced for 10). I say that I am 'mostly monogamous' because I don't necessarily want to be with just one, although I'd like to be VERY CLOSE with 2 women in long term relationships. I don't do one night stands. I don't believe in waiting a lifetime (alone) for "the one" / soulmate. My honesty / thoroughness in profile may not get me lots of dates but all I do have will be high quality / high match ones.
WHAT IS A PRIVATEER (you ask)? - Licensed by the crown to prey on enemy shipping. A (financial) portion of the items taken on the high seas by me and my crew goes to the crown.
I am told that I look about 15 years younger than most men my age.
I am 5' 11" tall, about 200 lbs, size 44R suit. I could stand to lose 10lbs at my waistline and I am always working on it (rowing, walking, etc.). I have brown hair and hazel eyes. Had a mustache since 1981 and lately a goatee.
Not big on Tex-Mex or Mexican food (real chili doesn't have beans in it). Chinese, Italian, Cajun, Sushi / seafood, are all much more interesting to me. As to spice levels (on a scale from 1 to 5 - with 5 as spiciest) I gravitate to 3 or 4. I still want to taste the food.
I enjoy beer (Shiner in cooler months - Lone Star or Tecate otherwise), wine (especially Merlot when going red - Riesling or Moscato are great whites), and margaritas (and a few other libations on occasion). I don't drink every day and it is rare that I have more than two drinks on any given day. I got specific here because I want to date social drinkers (not teetotalers or alcoholics).
Why so few women mention things they like to do in their summary profile on OKC.
How men want to see a full length picture of the OKC women (especially at least one photo in a dress with heels) but many only show their faces (if that); and how women want to see a close-up of men's faces (w/o hat or sunglasses) but most men just show the full length shot in sunglasses.
What the heck is AVERAGE (with regard to weight / bodytype)? Is average age based? Is average height based? A size 14 on someone who is 5' 0" is nothing like a size 14 on someone who is 5' 9". Just show me a full length picture that is CLEAR & RECENT of just you and let me be the judge.
Why when your picture shows two or more adults in it you don't add a caption that clearly identifies which person you are (especially if you display only one picture).
Why the people who cry the loudest about the lack of matches (or good matches) haven't answered at least 250 questions, taken a few tests, filled out their profile page, or added 'proper' pictures (see above).
I enjoy wearing a kilt (most of the time ((if temperature is above 60F); i.e. when not at work or naked)). I wear my kilt in the 'traditional' manner.
I love a woman in high heels with a matching solid color mani-pedi.
I have a FetLife profile under a different screen name. I am a D looking for a female s preferably in the NW Houston area (I am NOT generally vanilla).
I am a paid subscriber to this site. If you 'LIKE' me or 'FAVORITE' me I can see that. It is worth $10 / month.
dancing, hanging out with small groups of friends, hot tubbing, intimacy, mani-pedis, massages (I have a table in Porter), sailing, swimming, volleyball, walking and WEARING HEELS.
You don't smoke (or rarely do and you have breath mints), you're not a heavy drinker, not a substance abuser or criminal, not heavily inked, and aren't owned by one or more cats (I am allergic).
PPS. I am not Ken and I am not looking for Barbie (I want someone real). However, I am certainly not looking for Roseanne either.
I RARELY date outside my race and I have a strong preference for dating women whose children have all left the nest.