42 Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
This is crazy. I've been on this site for years and I still haven't gotten around to writing this summary? I must be really complex!
What I’m doing with my life
Living life a quarter mile at a time. Well, technically, 400 meters, but it's almost the same.
I’m really good at
Not taking essays seriously? Failing to reveal factual information about myself? Asking rhetorical questions?
The first things people usually notice about me
When I'm carrying a big box, I think they notice the box first. But if not, maybe my curly hair?

Edit (August 2013): I shaved it off. Now definitely the box.
Edit (September 2016): It grew back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These are going to be the first things I love that pop into my mind, rather than absolute favorites. The New Pornographers, The Iron Giant, D. Scarlatti, A Serious Man, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg, The National, pumpkin pie, Community, Shaun of the Dead. That was ten, should I add more?
The six things I could never do without
Love, laughter, music, sunlight, plastic coat hangers, friendship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why plastic?
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe working late, maybe watching a movie, maybe even sleeping. It's a pretty wild ride.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of dying alone. Kidding!

I used to put toothpicks in my nose to make myself sneeze.
You should message me if
You aren't afraid of werewolves (did I mention I'm a werewolf?)