ProxyOne
24 Macon, United States
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My self-summary
I'm Shane. That's usually the most important thing to establish first, a name, right? Currently living over in Macon, MO, enjoying a nice, quiet moment in my life. I'm quite content with this chill.

I'm pretty excitable. I'm wildly passionate about things that are only really important to me. I'm very open to change, but also indecisive. I have a tendency to get stuck on one thing for significantly longer than is necessary. I live for drunk karaoke. I have an absurd amount of self confidence. That hasn't always been a thing, but I worked very hard to get here, so I'm not going to be shy about it.

Currently in an open, not exclusively monogamous relationship. My boyfriend and I have been together since late 2013, and we just recently got our first house together. While neither of us are really actively looking for another partner, we're open should someone of note come along.
Here's his face, yo.
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/RobbieWaffle

ESFP, if anyone cares.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm just spending most of my time alternating between work and resting from working. Occasionally I'm known to host Wine & Dine nights.
I’m really good at
I'm a fairly decent singer. I'm super fucking awesome at procrastinating.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people usually notice about my is that I'm very extroverted. I can talk to almost anyone very comfortably. Physically, it's usually my hair, which depending on the time of year is either two or more colors, or not there at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book: The Best of H.P. Lovecraft: Tales of Horror & The Macabre
Favorite Movie: Kill Bill Vol. 1
Favorite Show: Steven Universe
Favorite Musician: Mystery Skulls
Favorite Food: Chicken Quesadillas
The six things I could never do without
1. ???
2. ???
3. Profit
4. Sleep
5. The kindness of strangers
6. Background music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The degradation of the horror genre as a whole, the best way to prevent premature graying, the fine line between confidence and narcissism, and if I like white wine or red wine more.
On a typical Friday night I am
Generally at work. Thursday nights are where it's at.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The moment I get home from work, all bets are off on how much clothing I retain.
You should message me if
You want to talk, or if you're funny. A good joke goes a long way.

Also, don't be shy about messaging me. Chances are, I do want to talk to you.

*IMPORTANT NOTE*
Holy cow, guys, I'm super glad your junk works, but please don't open a conversation with it. Maybe save that for later, alright?
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