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My self-summary
I will NOT fuck you.
I DO NOT smoke weed. (I dont care if you do.)
I've been having quite a few couples hit me up. NO.
They're NOT gauges.
I am also not a breeder. I have a strong dislike towards the pint sized, snot filled, chaos reeking flesh bags called children.

I'm into art. It's a hobby thing I do. I laugh at shitty jokes and puns, mostly my own. I'm in love with body modification. Educate yourself, before you destroy your body. Crazy bunny lady. I HAVE MANY BUNS. (Steel buns, man buns, buttered buns....) I will also be an asshole for any reason. Just prepare your anus.
I am polyamorous. And I am seeing someone.
If you see me in public or at my work please come up and say hello.
"I know, gentle reader, that you will find this hard to believe; but I am not universally beloved in this City. Yes, it's true, some women do spontaneously orgasm in my presence, and my rampant field of luminous masculinity does make strong men weep and wet themselves. But some are immune to my charms." - Spider Jerusalem

What I’m doing with my life
I have an amazing job, eight rabbits, and I'm seeing two people. One is a programmer and the other makes stone body jewelry. I have never loved a piece of furniture more than I do my couch.
I’m really good at
^^^ still accurate.
The first things people usually notice about me
THAT MY FUCKING EYEBROWS MATCH MY FUCKING HAIR. I have blown so many minds with this. If I am wearing a tank top (or some clothing exposing my shoulders) people stop me and gawk at my Merrick tattoo.
If I have a large septum piece in people stop me, gawk, and then ask, (a rather stupid question) "Did that hurt?"
Naw. Felt like fucking peaches.
Just got a new tattoo. It's on my hand. The joke's that I'm fucked out of a job.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Donnie Darko. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Modify. The Fifth Element. REPO! The Genetic Opera. Freddy Got Fingered. Sick: The Life and Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist. Beetlejuice. Zootopia (FUCKING GUESS WHY)

Food: Sushi. Italian. Pizza. Mexican. Ethiopian. I'm pretty game to try new things. But those are my favorites.

Music: Placebo. Combichrist. Dan Le Sac v.s. Scroobius Pip. Blue October. Bjork. Angelspit. Emilie Autumn. Celldweller. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sopor Aeternus & The Ensemble Of Shadows. The Dave Mathews Band. Einstürzende Neubauten. IAMX. Maximum the Hormone. Purity Ring.

Shows: The Venture Bros. Vikings. Doctor Who. Firefly. Archer. Rick and Morty. House. Bones. Fringe. Black Books. Fullmetal Alchemist. Futurama. Fairy Tail. D-Gray Man. Star Trek. (The original.) Game of Thrones.

Books: Geek Love by Katherine Dunn. I've been reading a bunch of comics and manga lately. Hellboy makes me swoon. Really digging on Warren Ellis. Alan Moore is pretty bad ass too. I also do love me some Harry Potter.

The backs of bottles when taking a shit.
The six things I could never do without
Do you gut your partner like a fish with your dick?
I came up with some clever word play the other day. Eunuchcorn.
(remember shitty puns and jokes.)
I dont like this question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Death, and what the hell I'm going to do with my life. But mostly death. I had rabbit die recently. I miss her. I brought her to a taxidermist that conveniently had dermestid beetles. So I have her bones. I also had him skin her and send her hide to a tanner. So I have her pelt too. She died March 15th.
I just had another rabbit die. She's with the taxidermist that helped me previously. I don't like where this is going. I don't like that vets arnt more rabbit savvy. She died July 21st.
If you arnt aware cremation is stupid.
Remember that horse and how it dies in that one movie with JLo? That's something that's real. Not the way the horse dies. But it being in slabs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Refer back to, "I'm really good at."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I don't trust anyone.
I bitch a lot.
I'm not that much of an asshole.
I also don't respond often.
My ex left his acct open on my computer. I hadn't used this site in like a year on the comp. So I fucked with it. I'm waiting for how long it will take for him to notice.
Also. Fucking learn how to google shit.
You should message me if
- Rod Stewart.