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My self-summary
Greetings and salutations. My name is Jack. I'm a perfectly normal human male, who enjoys doing perfectly normal everyday things.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to wish to take over the world. But then, after decades of observing humanity, I have gave up on that quest. I now mainly focus on doing mad science, such as cloning bits of myself, and shoving it into mutant flies.
Update: that self-cloning project was complete (mwahahaha!). Unfortunately, the result was negative. My protein did not localize properly :( .
I’m really good at
Being a pundit, and unleashing my inner pungeon master, making people facepalm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would be thrilled if you could enlighten me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) His Dark Materials series, Ender's series, Harry Potter series, Catcher in the Rye, Gulliver's Travels.
b) Any of the Monty Python movies. The Count of Monte Cristo. Amile. The Professional. V for Vendetta. The Matrix. Terminator 2. The Great Mouse Detective. The Cat Returns. Finding Nemo. The Incredibles. The Rock. 28 Days Later. Hot Fuzz. The original Star Wars Trillogy. Princess Bride. The Nightmare Before Christmas. Kill Bill 2. Hero. The Last Samurai.
c) Anything atonal. Anything with lots of key changes and time changes. Prefer minor keys over major keys. Prefer black keys over white keys. Generally prefer fast tempo over slow tempo, but there are exceptions.
d) Mmmmm, monosodium glutamate!!
Six things I could never do without
Like most mammals, I cannot live without any one of the following: oxygen, dihydrogen monoxide, C6H12O6, vitamins, amino acids, and certain minerals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the hell am I going to finish my thesis on time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive, and doing something exciting. Or alive, and wishing to do something exciting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I WILL break into song and dance in public, if there is good music playing.
You should message me if
There's no if. Just do it. I dare you.
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