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My self-summary
Side note-

April 2014:
I just moved here from Charleston, South Carolina. I'm really just looking for cool friends who like to smoke and chill and just be happy. :3 I'm very sick a lot recently, so you'll have to bare with me when it comes to anything athletic. Also I have no desire to fuck you. Just saying. Not being a bitch.

I have noticed people will come here and just look at my pic and either A, like what they see and tell me they wanna stick it in (no, I don't want to fuck your small penis and big ego), or don't like fat chicks and just keep going.
Pretty sure I just want to hang with cool people. So. If you are so idiotic that all you wanna do is bang, get on Craigslist or something. Or find a whore.
Whatever. <<<<
I'm kind of too nice for my own good. So I'm leaving it.

I'm told I'm very intelligent, but I'm not sure if that's overly true. Perspective. I love animals.. Well, most of them. Heh. I love going to Hookah bars and smoking a bit of the greenery, and I love to sing. I have lived in many places and I have quite a lot of shitty life experience, which makes me appreciate everything i'm rewarded with in life.
This- one hundred percent, includes friends and people that are an impact in my life. I don't believe in God because it is illogical to me, somewhat, although I do believe in some semblance of a higher power. I'll just have to see it to believe it. (Agnosticism in it's finest.)
I've got a very active imagination and a strong and very fucked up sense of humor. I hate people that are stupid as fuck. Just saying. I'm quite deep, and as a person i've been told i'm strong(emotionally) and very wise, beyond my years, by this lady in North Carolina who sold liquor to children.
I honestly enjoy smoking and chilling more than anything in the world, and if you want an intelligent conversation, i'm your gal. I am my own person. I have a lot of problems in my life, but who doesn't. I'm married, that's a long and complicated story, but, I digress.
(Also bringing this fact up is a good way to see if you even read my profile.)
What I’m doing with my life
Basically nothing, at the moment. I was a fucking idiot and decided to quit high school, so I need to get my GED, and go to college. I've had six kidney surgeries in the past two years, so I'm sick often. Makes working difficult. I'm alright though.
I do a lot of research on a lot of stuff...
I’m really good at
Singing, writing, drawing, entertaining, scraping resin from a glass pipe, good with computers, working, making people have a great time, making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my vocabulary, my smile, and my attitude. People notice that I am blunt, and to the point. I never lie. Always the truth, no matter how badly it hurts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book series is probably The Series of Unfortunate Events, although I loved the Marked series. I love Stephen King and other books of the like... My favorite movie is Girl, Interrupted but I absolutely loooove horror movies. And comedies. I love Grandma's Boy and The Hangover, The Exorcist (1960's), True Blood is my favorite show at this moment, and I love most of the Adult Swim shows, although i'm usually high when I watch them.... My favorite movie EVER is, well.. are.. The Zeitgeist documentaries. Fuck it. I love it. I love rock and metal, and techno and pop, and rap (on occasion). I hate country and jazz and the like of those varieties. My favorite food is chinese, but I looove hot wings and junk food. I hate veggies. All but potatoes and corn. Lol.
Six things I could never do without
My cell phone, menthol cigarettes, my love Mary Jane, food, water, a roof over my head.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why it is that guys (and girls) are so superficial. It seems that everyone in the world has absolutely no consideration for anyone unless they're drop-dead gorgeous or rich. It seems that an actual personality really doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably just chilling at home watching netflix, getting stoned.
I don't really have any friends so far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like to be alone.
You should message me if
You want to get to know me, you want a new stoner buddy, you think I might be awesome, want some intelligent conversation, want to be entertained, or are awesome yourself.
If you wanna sing with me. :]
If you wanna see a scary or hilarious movie.
If you want to watch lots of Netflix and have long talks about physics.
If you wanna go to the beach and get baked and swim and play like kids. Fuck tanning.
Or if you want to go abandoned hospitaling, or some other brand of epic adventure. :3

If you want to be my friend;
Follow me on Instagram? @stonedcoldcat
Follow me on Facebook? /kryscarmellose
I'll add you. :3

If you are looking for just sex, don't bother messaging me. Because you will bore me, and I'm not truly into that at all. The Casual sex thing is for the girls. ;3 Lol. And, if you're a bigot. If you are a bible thumper and you hate gays, marijuana, cursing.. don't speak to me. Simple. It's pointless.
The two of us