45Fresno, United States
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My self-summary
Some might call me a *Sloppy Bear* but...

I'm your typical crazy artist computer nerd type with a streetwise hardcore edge. I'm a thug with college creds yo...

I even did a little world traveling to post war zones and stuff, I'm crazy like that. Looking for a companion for Crimea.
What I’m doing with my life
Just moved to Fresno, still getting situated, sort of based out of the old family compound for now, we own a half mountain. No joke...

I'll try to come up with something clever or witty about my situation at some point, but mostly it's hot as fuk & sucky that way. The upside is having half a mountain to fuk around with. Anyone down for doing crazy projects? Hippie communes or Makerfairs? Music concerts? I dunno hit me up with ideas. The wilder the better. I'll post some of the ones I like. The rest of this profile is old, from when I lived in Silicon Valley.

Masterminding the creation of an atmosphere conducive to fostering the artistically techie spirit pervading my NerdCave of Doom while plotting preposterous plans of wonderground world privacy piracy.

Concealed within my secret lair I possess a toy \comic collection of various wonders to behold. Locals please feel free to come by for xmas and birthdays and stuff.

As per Evil Mastermind Union Rules I'm well versed and equipped for tech and art projects so I have the technology, we can rebuild him.

Stop Motion\Claymation
3D Computer Animation
Video\Sound editing software\hardware
Pen and Ink Sketching supplies
Tablet\Toucscreen sketching equipment (the 27" with the paint brush is amazing)
Arduino robotics\LED\misc hardware
Blacksmith Forge
Woodshop (ShopSmith & other heavy equipment)
Lost wax project supplies.

Centrifuge for Jewelry casting - Dental will work.
Potter's Wheel\Kiln\etc.
Tattoo equipment
Welding Equipment
Paint spraying setup for cars etc.

I have a million kids and a grandkid so my clan's HQ reflects the demands of our members and comes complete with zip lines , Cargo netting, archery, airsoft, 3D gaming all around and basic Silicon Valley Nerdcore supremacy..

Did I mention I completely forgot to grow up?
I’m really good at
Making things far more complicated then they need to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
That sexy Russian gangster look...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
nerdcore, metal, rap, country, blues, folk, bluegrass, anything good.
sci-fi, history, true crime, horror

I read a lot, like thousands of books, literally, har har.

I like anything unusual and superb, I actively seek out new experiences.
Six things I could never do without
Gravity - I'm a HUGE fan
The Sun - Light is so cool
Air - A horrible addiction I'm trying to quit.
Pressurized Atmosphere - So Underrated
Water - Weird Shit
Bruce Campbell - Two Words: "Zombie Apocalypse"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Our New Robot Overlords and how best I might serve them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Broadcasting my evil plans from The NerdCave of Doom with my cohorts in crime and maybe a few minions or two.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kissed a girl...
and I liked it!
You should message me if
You are a Geek or a Freak or Both and are into short fat and gruesome...

I particularly want to hear from artists and musicians who are interested in hanging out and doing creative projects at my house. If you're local and you just want to come over and use the equipment or have an intellectual discussion or just party and have fun, let me know. Mostly I just want more interesting people coming by, I'm extremely social and have a cool pad for entertaining.

If you made it this far and aren't completely shocked out of your mind, we should chill out.

I can be a gentlemen and I do have excellent taste and like the finer things in life. I can wear designer clothes and still achieve that homeless look Silicon Valley engineers are so famous for.
The two of us