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My self-summary
*under re-construction*

Short version: I like nerdy things, dirty jokes, and physical affection.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the process of trying to change myself for the better, mentally and physically.
I’m really good at
Baking sweet treats, especially brownies

Making people laugh, albeit with the occasional boo or groan accompanying (see aforementioned puns in name)

Sexual innuendos

Keeping an open mind and seeing things from other's perspectives.
The first things people usually notice about me
My lack of invisibility.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I haven't been reading much lately, but the Dresden Files, Disc World and Harry Potter books are some faves.

Movies: Star Wars (all of them. Yes, even the prequels), Serenity, Fifth Element (just about any Bruce Willis movie for that matter), Enter the Dragon, Kung Fu Hustle (again, any Stephen Chow film), Scott Pilgrim vs the World, Marvel movies, the Muppet movies, Aladdin, Mel Brooks films

TV Shows: Avatar:tLA, Legend of Korra, Doctor Who (old and new), Firefly, Farscape, Gargoyles, Robot Chicken, Beast Wars, South Park, Psych, Stargate SG-1, currently making my way through Supernatural for the first time (just started season 5)

Anime: FMA: Brotherhood, Kenichi: Histories Mightiest Disciple, Outlaw Star, Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Music: Beatles, Green Day, no Doubt, Metallica, Lady Gaga, Eminem, Michael Jackson, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Earth Wind and Fire, Lordi, Steven Lynch, Aqua, Fastball, Diana Ross, Dethklok, Tenacious D, Heart, System of a Down, Bonnie Tyler, Weird Al Yankovic, Disturbed

I'm pretty eclectic in my music.

Food: I love Italian. I also like Mexican, Chinese, burgers, casseroles, meatloaf, crab, artichoke, anything with crab AND artichoke, and pretty much anything dessert oriented.

Unpopular opinion: I don't care for phó and salmon is overrated.
The six things I could never do without
1: Physical affection
2: Puns/Innuendos
3: Internet
4: Games Of One Sort Or Another
5: Sex
6: Sweets of some kind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can narrow down my favorite Pokémon to just 6 and still maintain a balanced group.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unwinding with a movie or video game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I admit to nothing! You have no proof!
You should message me if
-You consider yourself a nerd/geek
-You want someone who can make you laugh
-You will hunt Pokémon with me when Pokémon Go comes out
-You like to play dress up (cosplay, costuming, steampunk, pirate events)
-You prefer a night in to a night out
-You will have the courtesy of letting me know if you lose interest and not just stop talking and leave me hanging.