I'm a feminist which means I find it super offensive when strange men from a dating site contact me saying "hey beautiful" or "you're sexy" or anything else having to do with my looks. I also hate it when guys just say "how are you" instead of proving they read my profile in anyway. I'm giving you a ton to work with here, guys. A little effort!
I'm nervous about the new administration. If you're not, move along.
I cook. I try to learn new things. I watch all sorts of movies. I like dogs more than people. I don't trust people who don't like cheese. And I have an unabashed love of the Brooklyn Public Library, NY1, and NYC in general.
I want to meet a man who wants a relationship. I'm not interested in just casual as a goal.
For instance, this Fall I spent a lot of time wondering if trees that didn't lose their leaves so quickly mocked the trees that did. Or if in Treeland, losing leaves is a badge of honor, like preparedness for the coming season and therefore revered.
Movies: Jaws is my number one favorite movie. Pitch Perfect, the Pixar oeuvre, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, All of the Sharknados.
Shows: So very many things, but Buffy is still the greatest show of all time. And I am unreasonably happy that Twin Peaks is coming back this Sunday!
Music: The Hamilton soundtrack, on repeat and occasionally the Hamilton Mixtape.
Food: I feel very bad for people who cannot cook as my love of food is vast. And I'm super excited to be a part of a CSA. It's such fun to have to come up with meals based on what is in season....like we're supposed to eat.
Lip balm (preferably Burt's Bees or Lip Medex)
You aren't going to proposition me for sex in your first message.
You use whole words and not text speak like "how r u?" Are those other 4 letter really that difficult to type?