39 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I see no need to respond to messages that just say "Hi" "Hey" "Hiya" or any variation of "Hey beautiful" or "what's up?" This indicates to me that you saw my picture and didn't read a single word of my profile.

I'm the kind of woman who will be sitting on the subway reading Ready Player One, while holding my softball bag between my knees. I'll take my makeup out of my purse to make room for a book (which I most likely got from the library).

I love to cook, play softball, run, see theatre and learn things. Looking for someone who wants to experience some of these things with me, as well as all the other awesome crap NYC has to offer!
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping busy.
I’m really good at
Anthropomorphising everything.

For instance, this Fall I spent a lot of time wondering if trees that didn't lose their leaves so quickly mocked the trees that did. Or if in Treeland, losing leaves is a badge of honor, like preparedness for the coming season and therefore revered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like someone they know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite book ever is The Phantom Tollbooth. I love Christopher Moore, Jen Lancaster, dystopian teenage novels, Harry Potter. I try to read one classic a year.

Movies: Jaws is my number one favorite movie. Pitch Perfect, the Pixar oeuvre, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, All of the Sharknados.

Shows: So very many things, but Buffy is still the greatest show of all time.

Music: The Hamilton soundtrack, on repeat.

Food: I feel very bad for people who cannot cook as my love of food is vast. And I'm super excited to be a part of my first CSA.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order

Joss Whedon
Race bling
Text messaging
Burt's Bees lip balm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Going on another cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, catching up on my very full DVR or getting in a training run.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a hard time not stealing demitasse spoons from restaurants.
You should message me if
You're not going to make a reference to sex in your first email. I get it, this is a dating site. There's more to dating than sex.

You plan to say more than just "hey" "hi" "hey beautiful" etc.