PurpleBK
39Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I play sports. I slowly run long distances with no one chasing me (when I'm not injured).

I'm a feminist which means I find it super offensive when strange men from a dating site contact me saying "hey beautiful" or "you're sexy" or anything else having to do with my looks. I also hate it when guys just say "how are you" instead of proving they read my profile in anyway. I'm giving you a ton to work with here, guys. A little effort!

I'm nervous about the new administration. If you're not, move along.

I cook. I try to learn new things. I watch all sorts of movies. I like dogs more than people. I don't trust people who don't like cheese. And I have an unabashed love of the Brooklyn Public Library, NY1, and NYC in general.

I want to meet a man who wants a relationship. I'm not interested in just casual as a goal.
What I’m doing with my life
Working jobs that don't appreciate or capitalize on my skill sets.
I’m really good at
Anthropomorphising everything.

For instance, this Fall I spent a lot of time wondering if trees that didn't lose their leaves so quickly mocked the trees that did. Or if in Treeland, losing leaves is a badge of honor, like preparedness for the coming season and therefore revered.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like someone they know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My favorite book ever is The Phantom Tollbooth. I love Christopher Moore, Jen Lancaster, dystopian teenage novels, Harry Potter.

Movies: Jaws is my number one favorite movie. Pitch Perfect, the Pixar oeuvre, Being John Malkovich, Fight Club, All of the Sharknados.

Shows: So very many things, but Buffy is still the greatest show of all time.

Music: The Hamilton soundtrack, on repeat and occasionally the Hamilton Mixtape.

Food: I feel very bad for people who cannot cook as my love of food is vast. And I'm super excited to be a part of a CSA. It's such fun to have to come up with meals based on what is in season....like we're supposed to eat.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order

Cheese
Joss Whedon
Wine
Text messaging
Lip balm (preferably Burt's Bees or Lip Medex)
Dogs 🐶
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the next 4 years are going to go.
On a typical Friday night I am
out with friends, catching up on my very full DVR or getting in a training run.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've fantasized about Pat Kiernan.
You should message me if
You know a place for the best tacos, ramen, cheese plate or martini.

You aren't going to proposition me for sex in your first message.

You use whole words and not text speak like "how r u?" Are those other 4 letter really that difficult to type?
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