PurpleRiot
28Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
This is where I most want to be right now https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp7vkyb-eWM
What I’m doing with my life
Uprooting and drifting indefinitely.

I'll be back in Chicago for the summer!
I’m really good at
Making breakfast sandwiches, permutations and combinations, waiting until the last minute, Settlers of Catan, dress up.
The first things people usually notice about me
Something isn't right here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Not anything by Ottessa Moshfegh.

Movies - Dark comedies and mind fucks.

Shows - Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Seinfeld, Rick and Morty, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Masterchef Jr.

Music - Bearded men who sing like castrati, bands named after personified forest creatures, electronic musicians who drum on stage and/or wear masks, classical heavy in harp and celesta, tone poems, deep house, dream pop, lo-fi electro, shoegaze, new wave, and hickish and/or Scandinavian indie folk. Though I only really like Animal Collective, Nicolas Jaar, and disco.

Food - Caramel! Caramelized cheese, onions, and mushrooms! Caramelized cream crusts on my crème brûlée!

Brussels sprouts get their own category. There is a reason we trick children into thinking they're gross, and it's pure, unadulterated greed. Though there's a special place in my heart if yours also involves spite or malice.
Six things I could never do without
--Headphones to set a soundtrack to my life
--Banchan, sour cream, and red sauces
--The smithy of my soul to forge the uncreated conscience of my race
--Trader Joe's frozen selections
--A mouthful of diamonds
--A pocketful of secrets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be this fly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZKViSXLsnk

How to bring "fly" back into the vernacular.
On a typical Friday night I am
Cavorting and carousing/weeping and sleeping
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really feel that strongly about caramel.

https://youtu.be/4yLSeGbVG5A
You should message me if
You have recommendations

You have an ample dowry

Booty booty booty everywhere
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