PurpleRiot
28 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
Moonlighting as someone who didn't rewrite this profile after eating that brownie.
I’m really good at
Permutations and combinations; breakfast sandwiches; keeping blood (really bad at giving blood); making you reconsider thinking I'm not going to squeeze my way into that middle L-train seat next to you; lists that need semicolons; drunkenly making a six-word pidgin German that's actually a semi-effective language because it's all about gestures, expressions, and intonations; knowing the secret formula to juice nirvana at Mr. Kiwi's; feeling self-conscious because this list is getting long; Settlers of Catan; dress up
The first things people usually notice about me
Something isn't right here
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Not Ottessa Moshfegh.

Movies - Dark comedies and mind fucks.

Shows - Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Seinfeld, Rick and Morty, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Masterchef Jr.

Music - Bearded men who sing like castrati, bands named after personified forest creatures, electronic musicians who drum on stage and/or wear masks, classical heavy in harp and celesta, tone poems, deep house, dream pop, lo-fi electro, shoegaze, new wave, and hickish and/or Scandinavian indie folk. Though I only really like Animal Collective and Nicolas Jaar.

Food - Caramel! Caramelized cheese, onions, and mushrooms! Caramelized cream crusts on my crème brûlée!

Brussels sprouts get their own category. There is a reason we trick children into thinking they're gross, and it's pure, unadulterated greed. Though there's a special place in my heart if yours also involves spite or malice.
The six things I could never do without
--Headphones to set a soundtrack to my life
--Banchan, sour cream, and red sauces
--The smithy of my soul to forge the uncreated conscience of my race
--My TI-83plus
--Trader Joe's balsamic butter veg pack
--Reminding you right now that pressing hyphen two times in gmail doesn't make a dash like it does in a normal word processor, because I like my lists to end on a sour note
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be this fly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZKViSXLsnk

How to bring "fly" back into the vernacular.
On a typical Friday night I am
I can cry at will, but who needs to when we can listen to Hospice by the Antlers in silence?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't really feel that strongly about caramel.

https://youtu.be/4yLSeGbVG5A
You should message me if
You have suggestions

You have an ample dowry

Booty booty booty everywhere
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