Movies - Dark comedies and mind fucks.
Shows - Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Peep Show, Seinfeld, Rick and Morty, Futurama, Game of Thrones, Masterchef Jr.
Music - Bearded men who sing like castrati, bands named after personified forest creatures, electronic musicians who drum on stage and/or wear masks, classical heavy in harp and celesta, tone poems, deep house, dream pop, lo-fi electro, shoegaze, new wave, and hickish and/or Scandinavian indie folk. Though I only really like Animal Collective, Nicolas Jaar, and disco.
Food - Caramel! Caramelized cheese, onions, and mushrooms! Caramelized cream crusts on my crème brûlée!
Brussels sprouts get their own category. There is a reason we trick children into thinking they're gross, and it's pure, unadulterated greed. Though there's a special place in my heart if yours also involves spite or malice.
--Banchan, sour cream, and red sauces
--The smithy of my soul to forge the uncreated conscience of my race
--Trader Joe's balsamic butter veg pack
--Reminding you right now that pressing hyphen two times in gmail doesn't make a dash like it does in a normal word processor, because I like my lists to end on a sour note
How to bring "fly" back into the vernacular.
You have an ample dowry
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