Purple_Hayes
36Beaverton, United States
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My self-summary
I've got a twisted (and pervy) sense of humor, generally quick with a joke, pun, or wordplay that makes people groan. I'm a big fantasy and mythology geek and I like to use my imagination in tabletop roleplaying.

Feminist.

I favor empowering over enabling.
What I’m doing with my life
Eliciting requirements, developing software. Agile!

Having an off-again, on-again relationship with my electric guitar.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Keeping my cool.
Asking questions others are afraid to ask.
Teaching.
Narrating books.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tarzan-level hair.
Solid handshakes and hugs.
Goofy grin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Stephen King's Dark Tower series.
Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series.
Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time.
George R. R. Martin's Song of Fire and Ice.

Movies:
300
Gladiator
V for Vendetta
LOTR and the Matrix (no brainers!)
Revolver
Lucky Number Slevin
Book of Eli
Office Space
Dances with Wolves
Fried Green Tomatoes
RAD (cheesy 80's flick about BMX bide riders, awesome!)
Wraith (another cheesy 80's flick, about a car racing gang)

Music:

Lady Gaga, Ill-esha, Zoe Keating, Puscifer, Boy Eats Drum Machine, Breaking Benjamin, Evanescence, Ani DiFranco, Black Keys, White Stripes, Godsmack, Diary of Dreams, Life of Agony, Corrosion of Conformity, Type O Negative, The Killers, Devil Makes Three, The Guess Who, Eagles, Santana, Hendrix, Bad Company, The Band, Fleetwood Mac, Heart, Deep Purple, Neil Young, John Lee Hooker, Chuck Berry, Everly Brothers, Beach Boys, Dion, various 80's awesomeness...

Food:
I'm a solid cook and I enjoy nights in or out talking around a fire with great friends and great food.
Six things I could never do without
Books, music, coffee, my hands, oxygen, regular showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can improve myself?
How can I help someone else improve?
Happiness.
On a typical Friday night I am
Curious and open to suggestions. Show me something cool!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think of kissing as a long lost art form and an instant chemistry test.
You should message me if
You:

want to check out some local tunes.
want to bounce some ideas and check your perceptions.
want to kick back and unpack what's going on, examine it and talk about it.
have never roleplayed and want to see what it's about.
know American sign-language or want someone to learn or practice with.
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