27Virginia Beach, United States
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My self-summary
Heya! My name is Joe. If you were wondering, my username was something I made when I was a kid so I figured I'd just keep it.

I'm very relaxed and personable and I try not to let things stress me out. I have a good, if somewhat demented, sense of humor and love joking around. Although, I do try to be as reliable and helpful as I can.

I like watching TV and movies of course, particularly Comedies, Action, and Westerns, finding new places to eat (especially mom and pop shops), archery, and a good conversation. I'm also a gamer and it's my favorite hobby. I also design games in my free time. I'm working on one right now and it will be the BEST...GAME...EVER. I may a bit delusional. Whichever.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the most part. I'm a Database Administrator for a company that specializes in health care. So basically, I do computer stuff! I also do a bit of programming and game development on the side for fun. I've recently started working out and going to the gym. I've also been looking into learning blacksmithing and getting back into archery.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I love making jokes and seeing people smile.

Also, commenting on things.
The first things people usually notice about me
People have complimented my eyes! And of course, my nose. It always arrives a few seconds before I do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Airplane! is one of my favorite movies. It's one of those movies I go back and watch and it's funny every time. It's a classic.

TV: I don't watch a lot of TV anymore but Family Guy, South Park, and Futurama top my list. I also like Scrubs.

Music: Rock and Metal are my favorite music genres, but I'm good with just about anything besides Rap and Country. Hands Like Houses is my favorite band followed by Disturbed. I also like Shinedown, Solution .45, Sick Puppies, and Incubus.
Six things I could never do without
Computers - Pretty much everything is on it now. I'd be lost without them.
Games - my main hobby. They are what drove me to do what I do today.
Sleep - it's gotta be my 2nd favorite hobby. Yes, it's a hobby for me. One I never get enough of.
Family - standard answer, I know. But it's the truth.
Direction - I wouldn't know where to go without it. East is my favorite.
Humor - I try to see a bit of humor in everything, when appropriate.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm often lost in thought about stuff I'm working on, both for work and my hobbies. When it's a tough problem, I go take a shower. I've figured out so many things in the "epiphany shower". It's not on the roof though, sadly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes I'm out wrecking my friends at pool with the skill and precision of a master. Or I'm cursing at my screen because the program I wrote refuses cooperate! And sometimes I'm relaxing at home browsing the web, watching a show, or playing a game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still daydream about silly things from time to time. Like I how save everyone in my vicinity of someone came to attack. That kind of thing.
You should message me if
If you looking for someone who can make you laugh. Someone who you want to share great memories with. Especially if you're looking for Player 2!
The two of us