27Mahopac, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there! I enjoyed writing this profile! Yeah, I said it! Writing is fun!

I'm an all terrain human. I am at home on the ice and snow, happy hiking through forests and climbing rocks and mountains, and I'm totally comfortable in and around the water. The only elements I haven't conquered yet are air and space, and those are on the list!

I'm also a huge nerd. I love history, once wore a Roman helmet to class in high school for Dress for Success day.
The Romans were pretty damn successful!

Traveling is one of my favorite things. Nothing beats throwing snowballs shaped like animals off the ramparts of Doune Castle in Scotland, or having my bag looted by friendly deer on Itsukushima!

I'm a country lad, geographically if not ideologically. Grew up on a horse farm, I know how to split firewood, stack hay, wrassle lambs, and drive a tractor. Don't make me listen to country music, though.

I guess I'm looking for someone who wants to join me in outdoor adventures on weekends and video games, board games, delicious food and TV shows on weeknights!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living mindfully, preserving a work-life balance so I can spend lots of time with my friends and family, and doing satisfying work that advances the cause of science for a company that was instrumental in the US winning the space race but also helped the Nazis in WW2 so it kind of has a checkered past...

But I'm kind of in the middle of nowhere, so meeting people is hard. I'm in NYC most weekends though!
I’m really good at
High strategy! Video games! Skiing! Carpentry! Sailing! Ice skating! Writing scintillating OKC profiles! Intelligent conversation! Missing the trolley by a few seconds!
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm riding a jet ski lion into the sunset? I don't know, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movie:
How to Train your Dragon. Mad Max: Fury Road is probably second place. I also love all Pixar and Miyazaki movies, and Star Warsof course. I tend to prefer scifi, animated movies, or period pieces. Wonder Woman was incredible.

Favorite TV Show or Anime:
Battlestar Galactica, followed by Trigun, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, Better Off Ted, and Avatar the Last Airbender. Adventure Time Steven Universe and Outlaw Star are also excellent.

Favorite Video Game:
The Witcher 3 is the best game of all time hands down. I also really liked Bastion, Halo, Company of Heroes, Mass Effect, Half Life 2, and Minecraft.

Favorite Book:
The Hobbit, followed closely by October Sky, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and To Kill a Mockingbird, The Dresden Files, the Mistborn Trilogy, and Stormlight Archives.

Favorite Music: Anything upbeat and/or triumphant! Classic rock, celtic rock, electro swing, movie soundtracks, techno, punk, ska. My tastes are many and varied! Stadium country can fuck right off, though.
Six things I could never do without
The smell of wood smoke
The wind in my hair while speeding egregiously
A supporting cast of dopey farm animals
A cast iron skillet
A nerf gun within easy reach
Carl Sagan's voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether we'll get to Mars in my lifetime, how I would react to improbable fantasy scenarios like getting a wish or being attacked by raptors, why kleptomaniacs always take things literally, the principles by which our world works, and you, dear viewer!
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I walk on my tiptoes when I'm not wearing shoes.
You should message me if
If you think I could be interesting and want to get to know me!

I care very little for sports or wine or shopping or craft beers, so if those things are central to your life then I'm not your man.

Also, no Trump supporters please.
The two of us