27Mahopac, United States
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My self-summary
Just a Mad Max, looking for his Furiosa.

I am a successful adult by all standards of measurement, but I'm also a kid at heart; I'm eternally curious, maintain a certain childlike wonder about the world and the cosmos, and have a vibrant imagination. Also, I like cartoons and fighting with swords and standing under the giant bucket at those waterparks even though I'm a goddamn lawyer.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm living mindfully, preserving a work-life balance so I can spend lots of time goofing off with my friends and family, and doing satisfying work for a company that I mostly admire and advancing the cause of SCIENCE!

But I'm kind of in the middle of nowhere, so meeting people is hard. I'm in NYC most weekends though!
I’m really good at
High strategy! Video games! Skiing! Ice skating! Writing scintillating OKC profiles! Intelligent conversation! Missing the trolley by a few seconds!
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I'm riding a jet ski lion into the sunset? I don't know, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movie:
How to Train your Dragon. Mad Max: Fury Road is probably second place. I also love all Pixar and Miyazaki movies, and Star Warsof course. I tend to prefer scifi, animated movies, or period pieces. Wonder Woman was incredible.

Favorite TV Show or Anime:
Battlestar Galactica, followed by Trigun, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Band of Brothers, Better Off Ted, and Avatar the Last Airbender. Adventure Time Steven Universe and Outlaw Star are also excellent.

Favorite Video Game:
The Witcher 3 is the best game of all time hands down. I also really liked Bastion, Halo, Company of Heroes, Mass Effect, Half Life 2, and Minecraft.

Favorite Book:
The Hobbit, followed closely by October Sky, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, and To Kill a Mockingbird, The Dresden Files, the Mistborn Trilogy, and Stormlight Archives.

Favorite Music: Anything upbeat and/or triumphant! Classic rock, celtic rock, electro swing, movie soundtracks, techno, punk, ska. My tastes are many and varied! Stadium country can fuck right off, though.
Six things I could never do without
The smell of wood smoke
The wind in my hair while speeding egregiously
A supporting cast of dopey farm animals
A cast iron skillet
A nerf gun within easy reach
Carl Sagan's voice
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether we'll get to Mars in my lifetime, how I would react to improbable fantasy scenarios like getting a wish or being attacked by raptors, why kleptomaniacs always take things literally, the principles by which our world works, and you, dear viewer!
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrestling a knife from Shia Lebeouf.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I feel something crawling on my skin, my first impulse is to ask it how its day is going.
You should message me if
If we have any interests in common, or you want to go skiing or sailing or riding or play games together! Or talk about Welcome to Nightvale or cosplay or video games or space or planets or Adventure Time or GoT or how trees are basically solidified sunlight if you think about it!

I care very little for sports or wine or shopping or craft beers, so if those things are central to your life then I'm not your man.

Also, no Trump supporters please.
The two of us