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My self-summary
I can't see "Likes", so if you want to get my attention, you will have to send a message.
First born runt of the litter.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to meet women on a free dating website. You?
I’m really good at
I can guess the actors doing voice overs in commercials.
The first things people usually notice about me
I tend to blend into a crowd until I start talking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My collection of films is large and in charge. I like most seafood. Read a lot of existentialism when I was twenty one. TV comedies like "Louie" and "Broad City" tickle me. "Drunk History" is a favorite. If it's spooky or has space ships I'm probably going to watch it.
Egg rolls, cereal, cinnamon ice cream, pasta, mushrooms, zucchini, all the cheeses.
I like industrial, goth, shoe gaze shit like that. ABBA.
Books smell nice and make my brain smarter.
Six things I could never do without
I get what this is about. "Now be clever..."

I like naps.
Air conditioning.
Dry, warm socks.
The U.S. Postal Service
Light to see things.
Masking tape
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how everything is a conversation with death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching a movie, drinking wine, experimenting with popcorn toppings (Ramen packets are my secret) I have a Kindle Fire so I play with that. Do laundry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think we can all agree that being on O.K. Cupid is rather embarrassing.
You should message me if
If you like my profile. You think we have anything in common. You've never done hard time. Your porn industry days are behind you. You don't anthropomorphize god, an buckle up when driving. Also, I am here to meet people in real life. I don't want to chat forever. You can meet me and be disappointed in person.
The two of us