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My self-summary
For those that are still reading, good job not being a scumbag! The 'normal' girls appreciate you.
Also, if you're looking to date and have a relationship with multiple girls, keep moving. I refuse to play second fiddle.
I love to just have fun.Going out, staying in, whatever I do is always worth a laugh! I'm a very sarcastically sweet person who is always looking to have fun, and make people laugh and enjoy life.

I'm giving this one last try, I'm done with the self centered, mind games playing, cock bags. So if that's what you want to do, keep moving to the next profile, I can't help you here.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work two jobs that I love, but I want more. My schedule can be a little crazy sometimes, but I'll always make time for someone I care about.
I’m really good at
there are things i can not list here, but one day you may be lucky enough to find out. (get you mind out of the gutter! i'm talking photo hunt!) lol I also make awesome sangrias and have mastered how to include bacon in almost everything!
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh is known to be heard across bars, and across the beaches of Barbados! So, my uncontrollable laughter and my eyes are the usual suspects to be picked up on.
Otherwise, my sarcasm is recognized pretty quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books....the Tao of Pooh, I hope they serve beer in hell, flowers in the attic, Stephen King stuff, zombie stuff (I have to learn and prepare!) and others....

Shows.... Family guy, duck dynasty, walking dead, American horror story, and still love the Simpsons. I'm not home much, but these can always be watched.

Music... I'll listen to it all! But my heart is with country music. It's very relaxing after a long day at work.

Movies... Comedies, horrors, psychological thrillers, and just good entertaining movies with a decent story line.
Six things I could never do without
Wow 6!!! 1. cell phone! 2. my family and friends 3. sarcasm and laughter 4. snugling 5. My puppy dog 6. Cheese and BACON!!! It's meat candy. I really could live without most of that, but a hot shower is soooooo needed!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How warm and cozy my bed is, and how I want to crawl back in it. And.... When I'll be able to catch up on my DVR'd stuff. And how come your hair doesn't get shorter? I'll explain at a later date, there's theory behind this.
On a typical Friday night I am
These days it's been a mix of the most random things. Usually, I can be found either at work, in bed, my backyard with friends or hitting up a local watering hole with the guys. I don't have 'typical' anythings!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep with too many pillows!!! and i love gummi candy! hahahaha
You should message me if
If your a fun, outgoing, educated, sarcastic, guy....please drop me a line! there aren't enough of you out there!!!!! If your looking for a 'hit it and quit it' girl, keep moving, your not welcome here. If you have commitment issues, or don't have 'time' keep moving, you probably shouldn't be dating.
The two of us