Currently in injury-recovery mode
Humans rule, dolphins suck it
How much gray hair I have
The fingernails on my right hand
I regularly listen to all kinds of music except electronic/techno stuff. The heaviest of metals: King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Overkill, Nile, Kreator, and the like.
Currently jamming a lot of Jonathan Richman, Merle Haggard, and Ween. Also, Taylor Swift's new album has been in heavy rotation.
TV wise, I dig the first 10 seasons of the Simpsons, HIMYM, New Girl, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and other things along those lines.
I don't usually watch movies, but when I do I prefer comedies. Also, anything with W.C. Fields, Buster Keaton, or Charlie Chaplin.
My dry-erase board
Why the 10-key layout and the telephone keypad aren't the same.
I killed a bunch of people once.
Or if you want to play chess