29Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
Ἑαυτὸν τιμωρούμενος

Currently in injury-recovery mode

Humans rule, dolphins suck it
What I’m doing with my life
Turning illusions for money.

Adjusting to life in Boston (totally different than Texas). Grad school, which is sucking the life outta me.
I’m really good at
Translating texts
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard
How much gray hair I have
The fingernails on my right hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Reading too much stuff I don't give a crap about for grad school

I regularly listen to all kinds of music except electronic/techno stuff. The heaviest of metals: King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Overkill, Nile, Kreator, and the like.

Currently jamming a lot of Jonathan Richman, Merle Haggard, and Ween. Also, Taylor Swift's new album has been in heavy rotation.

TV wise, I dig the first 10 seasons of the Simpsons, HIMYM, New Girl, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and other things along those lines.

Food rules

I don't usually watch movies, but when I do I prefer comedies. Also, anything with W.C. Fields, Buster Keaton, or Charlie Chaplin.
Six things I could never do without
My dry-erase board
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why can't I walk into a grocery store and buy what I need with my good looks?

Why the 10-key layout and the telephone keypad aren't the same.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wallowing in my own crapulence or attempting to strengthen my tolerance for metabolizing ethanol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how.

I killed a bunch of people once.
You should message me if
You feel like it or want to throw a flat piece of plastic back and forth.

Or if you want to play chess
The two of us