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My self-summary
Phoebe Buffay and Larry David mixed together.

Just finished grad school. On the prowl for jobs. Know of any?
What I’m doing with my life
Turning illusions for money.

Going to concerts. The last five are:
- Suffocation/Morbid Angel
- Dwight Yoakam
- Nile/Overkill
- Richard Thompson
- Kreator
I’m really good at
Translating texts
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard
How much gray hair I have
The fingernails on my right hand
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Don't have much time for fiction, so I basically just read scholarly books for edification.
Currently reading: Forgery and Counterforgery, the use of Literary Deceit in Early Christian Polemics.

I regularly listen to all kinds of music except electronic/techno stuff. The heaviest of metals: King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Overkill, Nile, Kreator, and the like.

Currently jamming a lot of Richard Thompson, Nile, Sia, and some lectures on Jesus and Judaism.

TV wise, I dig the first 10 seasons of the Simpsons, HIMYM, New Girl, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, and other things along those lines.

Food rules

I don't usually watch movies, but when I do I prefer comedies. Also, anything with W.C. Fields, Buster Keaton, or Charlie Chaplin.
Six things I could never do without
My dry-erase board
The Internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Have you ever noticed that when you're burying a guy alive, you stop when you're halfway through and kind of feel sorry for him, but then you keep going?

Am I the only person that thinks IPAs taste like fucking garbage?

Why can't I walk into a grocery store and buy what I need with my good looks?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wallowing in my own crapulence or attempting to strengthen my tolerance for metabolizing ethanol.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Despite being 1/4 Japanese and having watched multiple youtube videos, I am unable to use chopsticks.

I have broken the sound barrier, but you must never ask me how.
You should message me if
You wanna kill all humans?

Or if you want to play chess

Or if you can teach me to use chopsticks.
The two of us