I'm here for the LOLZ. Not for a relationship. Friendship might be an option, though.
You can pretty much ignore our match percentages. I answered these questions years ago and have pulled a Mitt Romney on approximately one zillion of them, so they don't reflect who I am now.
Not that I think they matter that much anyway. My boyfriend and I definitely would've been "Y'all got issues" if we had met on here, and though we had a rough first couple of years, we're still going strong after 6.5+ years.
I'm not going to put much here because no one reads these things anyway. If you have actually read this, say "Cheese!" if you message me. Otherwise, I'll assume you're lying if you tell me you have.
Remember, say "Cheese!"