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My self-summary
I'm me. I have my pros and cons. I can be callous and cynical. I'm a realist. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I'm not actively looking to date or to meet anyone for any reason. If something ever happens it happens I'm happy enough single.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at an office and generally enjoy it.
I'm a responsible stoner.
I’m really good at
I don't know if I'm really good at any one thing. I'm pretty good at typing. Woo.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dark Tower series
The Stand
Song of Ice and Fire
Great books.

I'm not a music person though I do have some favourite genres for all that.
Six things I could never do without
My computer and the internet, definitely. I would go mad without them. Also some good friends and whatever other bollocks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome living alone is, and about getting a cat. Honestly I'd have 5 if I could.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night. Sitting on my computer and/or TV watching and/or playing something.
You should message me if
You want to. Though I may not respond - I've discovered that politely turning guys down leads to abuse, so I just don't reply. I'm really sorry for any hurt feelings, but it's self-preservation. Once guy stop calling women online horrible names for exercising their right to say no, I will reply to every single message.

I'd say the fuel that keeps my world turning is humour. I need people who make me laugh. I'm a sucker for someone who makes me laugh and keeps it up. You've gotta be serious when it counts, but otherwise I love a good laugh. I want to bitch during movies (not at the theatre though, that's quiet time) and talk smack and have fun and LAUGH. I like witty banter and terrible puns and groan-worthy dad-jokes.

I also like deep discussion and "adult" talk - basically be a well-rounded but funny adult, not an immature loser. Also be respectful and NOT sexist.

Not into guys with kids or cigarette smokers. Never been a fan of facial hair but there have been exceptions. Also if you spend a lot of time playing anything that involves "raids", I will most likely count that as a red flag.
A criteria of mine is you must be 420 friendly at least.
The two of us