32Wellington, New Zealand
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My self-summary
I'm me. I have my pros and cons. I can be callous and cynical. I'm a realist. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm a responsible stoner.

I'm pretty live and let live. People just need to let people be themselves and do what makes them happy and stop acting like it matters to them in any way. So I'm a feminist (as anyone is who wants equality).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working at an office and generally enjoy it.

I'm not 100% sure what I want. I'm not actively looking to date, but it could be nice. New friends and casual hook-ups also okay.
I’m really good at
Outside of the bedroom, I'm a really good typist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dark Tower series
The Stand
Song of Ice and Fire

I'm not a music person though I do have some favourite genres for all that.

In terms of movies, I love action, comedy, horror
Six things I could never do without
My computer and the internet, definitely. I would go mad without them. Also some good friends and whatever other bollocks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How awesome living alone is, and about getting a cat. Honestly I'd have 5 if I could.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretty much the same thing as any other night, which is to say watching or playing something, and probably smoking a bowl.
You should message me if
You want to. Though I may not respond - I've discovered that politely turning guys down leads to abuse, so I just don't reply. I'm really sorry for any hurt feelings, but it's self-preservation. Once guy stop calling women online horrible names for exercising their right to say no, I will reply to every single message.

I'd say the fuel that keeps my world turning is humour. I need people who make me laugh. I'm a sucker for someone who makes me laugh and keeps it up. You've gotta be serious when it counts, but otherwise I love a good laugh. I want to bitch during movies (not at the theatre though, that's quiet time) and talk smack and have fun and LAUGH. I like witty banter and terrible puns and groan-worthy dad-jokes.

I also like deep discussion and "adult" talk - basically be a well-rounded but funny adult, not an immature loser. Also be respectful and NOT sexist/homophobic etc.

Not into guys with kids or cigarette smokers. Never been a fan of facial hair but there have been exceptions. Also if you spend a lot of time playing anything that involves "raids", I will most likely count that as a red flag.
A criteria of mine is you must be 420 friendly at least.
The two of us