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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Quinn. I moved down to Austin, TX three years ago from New Hampshire, got hit by a car, became a cyborg, and now I'm just a regular joe trying to make it in the big city/enslave humanity for my robot overlords while searching for people who can show my cold, cybertronic heart how to feel love.

Seriously though, I can be goofy at times, but I'm a pretty straightforward guy. I don't like playing games with people and dislike people that do. I'm a strange mix of outdoors lover and extrovert at times and homebody and introvert at others, what can I say, I'm an Aquarius. I don't know if I belong in Austin, or anywhere really, but it seems close enough to home for now. Though there are so many more places I'd like to see in my life. When I can overcome my daily life and being an adult I like to write poetry and fiction and would someday like to be an author, but I'm realistic- not quitting my day job or anything. Just taking things one day at a time and hoping each day manages to be better than the last.

Here's something I wrote, in case that's your bag:

An Accounting of Happiness

Measure progress by the ten;
Watch the sunrise exponentially
Over plotted points of birds
Curving through a green field.

Fashion smiles from the newsmen;
Chase rays down to your city
Where the math studies you,
Backwards through the tinted glass.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading good books and comics by the pool or at the park.

Netflix marathoning awesome animes and television shows.

Cutting up magazines and paper to create characters and scenes.

Writing poems, short stories, and off & on working on a novel.

Gettin Lifted. Sorry mum & dad XD

Making plans to work out 6 days a week and following through on an average of 3 of those.

Repeatedly coming in second place at various pub trivias.

Grinding through RPGs to 100%.

All things Nintendo.

Collecting cards, comics, plushes, cool posters, and sometimes nemeses.

Contemplating deep things and considering how best to make them sound pedestrian and grounded.

Crunching numbers and spending hours on hold to make a living.

Swimming and hiking when my time off and nice weather forget to conspire against me.

MTG Drafts when I can find them.

Becoming more and more of a beer snob day by day.

Making a plan to sell all my stuff and move to the Caribbean that I'll never follow through on.

Searching for other dark horses with the spirit to look up and see the sublime all around them amidst a recondite family.

Breaking hearts and being heartbroken, lying to our parents bout what we've been smoking. (HUUUGE props if you know what this is from)

Writing this profile which is hopefully at least a little humorous.

Finding new words to use that I learned while studying for the SATs but had since forgotten, like Recalcitrant.

Missing New England but learning to love Texas.

Thinking about my next tattoo. (right now the front runner is the states of TX and NH as cartoony characters holding hands and skipping haha)

Dreaming of you. And other jejune pursuits.
I’m really good at
Writing, Video Games, Reading, Swimming, Tennis, Daydreaming, Linguistics, Analysis, Beer Disposal, Math, Running from large wild life, Failing epically with driving directions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would say it's alternately "whoa his beard is red but his hair is brown" or "whoa, he shaved that beard".

I've been told my eyes are eye-catching as well, but idk.

Intense animal magnetism XD

I'm a nerd, and when I say that I mean it, comic books, lit, cinema, video games, toys, math that only uses letters (seriously I'm reading a book on number theory currently), who would win in a fight between the avengers an the justice league, etc. I can converse on a variety of topics and interests, but left to my own devices you will probably find me discussing nerdy stuff with people or lacking them, message boards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gonna change this up and put recents for each, if you want to know some of my favorites, ask me!


Gone Girl
Ant Man
Guardians of the Galaxy
A Scanner Darkly


Kill La Kill
Magi: The Kingdom of Magic
Psycho Pass (ssn2)

Television/ Netflix

Grace and Frankie
Bojack Horseman
Rick and Morty
China, IL
Mr. Robot

Video games

Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Mass Effect 3
The Adventure of Pip
Final Fantasy Theatrhytm


Oingo Boingo
Violent Femmes
Smashing Pumpkins
Astrud Gilberto
Stan Getz


A Scanner Darkly
Collected poems of e.e. Cummings
Elementary Number Theory
Lonely Londoners
Six things I could never do without
Food, Water, Sunlight, Stories, Friends, Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I would do if I was on the walking dead
The odds of getting hit by a meteor
Who shot J.R.
How much a human soul weighs & if you can borrow against equity invested in it.
Is it wrong to say sex here?
Stories I'm working on.
What makes something funny or not.
If I could start a new trend...like...maybe, ironing your pajamas before sleep so you get toasty.
Greatness. Failure.
A burning flash and the sensation of falling as the post man carries on.
What the hell I mean when I speak sometimes.. ^ XD
On a typical Friday night I am
Nodding my head appreciatively to jazz.

But most likely Netflix on the couch after working all week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really have no idea what I ultimately want in a relationship or in any person I meet. I have goals, but generally just like to roll with it as life happens. If we hang out and dig chilling but don't feel an attraction, that's cool, friends are good. If we have sex and never speak again, that's cool, I'm not clingy, I has a penis, I like sex too (shocker I know). If we hang out and have fun and hook up over a period of time, that's cool too. If we really like each other and get serious, that's rad, but I don't expect to fall in love with every person I meet. Just saying, you know, roll with it. :)

Also- I'll show you my SAT scores if you'll show me yours XD
You should message me if
I'm not the man you think I am.....

Or, if you'll be a gun and it's me you'll come for.
But seriously:

If you're cool, try to take care of yourself, and would rather have people remember you for being kind than rich, beautiful, powerful, important, etc.

or not, I get along well with a surprising variety of peoples.

Red head+

Close Minded-
Overly Needy-

Please message me right this instant:

1. If you want to have a mathematical evening watching adventure time.

2. If you think the ending of 500 days of Summer when viewed meta-fictionally is actually very sad.

3. If any of the following are your favorite bad ass fictional chicks: Yuffie Kisaragi, Elizabeth Braddock (Psylocke), or Faye Valentine.

4. If you're a creative writer that wants to talk shop or peer review.

5. If you're nice with a wild side, intelligent but also sexy and seek the same.

6. If you just plain want to rock my socks.

7. If you still can't believe Aeris died. Or if you were pissed the first time it happened because you had good or unique equipment on her that you lost.

8. If you want to chill and roast a bowl with some good tunes on.

9. If you want to help me put the punk back into punctured lung.

10. If anything described in "I told you I was freaky" by Flight of the Conchords sounds like a good time.

11. If You get the references at the start of this section.

12. If You know that we are wicked and the road ahead is wide.

All in all, I get along with most people I meet and you shouldn't be shy about messaging me, I don't bite, much.

Happy hunting everyone.
The two of us