As I've just moved to the US from Europe, this is the reason I am not looking for a GF at the moment. Too much in transition. I think Steve Harvey said something about that in his "Think Like a Man" movie/book. Ladies, I'm sure you know what I mean.
Having a beard
Making jokes on any topic you can name. Really. I'll get 2/3 minimum
Pretending to know how to dance
While this is a simple laundry list, I have a unique talent for appearing to be a frat guy among intellectuals and a nerd among jocks. This also manifests itself in that I come off as a liberal among conservatives and a conservative among liberals. It's just so difficult being right when everyone else is wrong.
Most folks usually see a Neanderthal/Viking with very little social graces and a lust for wine, women, and song. They're probably correct.
Music: Mojave 3, Flaming Lips, Alt Country, Neil Young, Lyle Lovett
Food: Anything with strong flavors
Authors: Stephen Dunn, Benoit Mandelbrot, Michael Spivak
That's five. And I'll put it this way: the more things you "need", the less free you are to be something apart from them.
As I've recently given up many of my possessions while moving from country to country, I've also had to think about what things are truly important to me. As far as the physical ones go, I can't say too many of them are.
How did evolution shape our behavior and our ecosystem? How did altruism come about in a world of selfish people?
The Human Body: how we move and react. E.g. it's not just that we can walk and talk, most apes can't even point. We have some sort of built-in component for sympathy and a realization that others can think like us. This fascinates me.
I enjoy spending weekends on the go, cooking something experimental, or in a new city/country if possible.
You're not looking for me to be your boyfriend right away, but that you're open to exploring that down the line should we really connect.
You are discontent with average and prefer risk to security.
You want to conquer the universe with me. Or at least show me the correct composition of a compost heap.
You like guys who are more complicated than they look.
I'm also a fan of complicated girls. Now I know every woman is in some way complicated, but I think you know who you are.
Or, ya just wanna drink Belgian beer and smoke cigars while listening to Mazzy Star.