33Madison, United States
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My self-summary
I am a man looking to find a companion with which to share the joys of any number of adventures, both grand and mundane. To find fulfillment in the intriguing, the challenging, and the absurd. I am a geeky sort of fellow who prefers that his prose be purple, mostly because I like the sound of big words. English can be neat, after all. I am not a stunning genius, but I am clever enough to get myself into trouble. Am I clever enough to get you into trouble as well? Well, I would be very interested in finding out.
What I’m doing with my life
I work these days as a massage therapist. It's a good gig, and I get a great deal out of helping ease people's pain and stress.

Also I go out in woods sometimes and pretend to be another person. Zombie camp is fun.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh at me/themselves/the world at large, enjoying bad movies, making a roux without burning it, not being a dick
The first things people usually notice about me
My tendency to be simultaneously shy and boisterous.

Many of my friends would also indicate my infectious laughter as
something you're soon to notice about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I sort of go through phases with literature, sometimes chewing
through whatever my friends and family put in front of me, other
times suffering from a woefully inadequate, goldfish-like attention
span. I like movies a great deal, and tend to get a real kick out
of an evening at the theater, often regardless of genre. That being said, my parents loved Star Trek, and I think I have it in part to blame for my "everybody be cool to each other" hippie

I enjoy all kinds of music, which may sound like a bit of a
cop-out, but chances are, if you play it, there will be something I
like about it.

Food? Food is tasty. I have a pronounced weakness for good
Six things I could never do without
A sense of humor
Good company
Electronic media
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not they can hear me when I sing in the car. *scratches head*
On a typical Friday night I am
Gaming, working, or carousing in some manner. Or possibly tumbling through the vast uncharted possibilities of time and space. Or perhaps lazing about.
You should message me if
You wish to, or have poor judgment.

Or if you are a time traveler.
The two of us