26Phoenixville, United States
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My self-summary
Life goals include visiting hole in the wall bars, devouring tv shows, and owning an obnoxious little cat (Goal achieved! I'm making progress).

I can deliver a pun for almost any occasion. Just try me.

This playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMLrn_bLmT0
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a web developer. I make cool websites, bitch about clients, and loiter around like the usual aimless 20 something. It's a high octane kind of life.

But yeah, I work my 9 to 5, get home and do whatever. Could be reading, could be video games, could be listening to a new album, whatever.

Could use some new friends to have adventures with. Let's discover ancient, magical secrets, or just make midnight runs to WaWa.
I’m really good at
I'm basically that kid with the powerglove from that really shitty 80's promotional Nintendo movie.

Got a nose for tea like a bloodhound.

Forcing my cat to wear my t-shirts, which really any cat owner should try at least once.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the sharpest wit in the land! (I proclaimed, as I was dragged out of the bar shouting)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
- Movies
Lord of the Rings, Hellboy, The Fantastic Mr. Fox, Gattaca, Pacific Rim, Pan's Labyrinth, most Marvel movies, Cornetto Trilogy, Suspiria, Harry Potter films.

- Shows
I relate to Silicon Valley way, waaaay too much. Mike Judge is disgusting accurate when it comes to his satire. Rick and Morty, which is almost a given. Game of Thrones, some British comedies. I'm kinda looking for something new to pick up, feel free to pelt me with recommendations. Got a real big thing for Lupin III.

- Music
Beck, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Gorillaz, The Arctic Monkeys, A Perfect Circle, Tegan and Sara, Metric, Lucius, Silversun Pickups, Bjork, Kawehi (check her out!!) and a billion other ones.

- Books
Harry Potter was my shit back in the day and I still have a soft spot for it. Discworld novels are a new favorite of mine, especially the Death series. I will talk you to death if you ever mention any of my favorite webcomic artists.

I will introduce you to the wonders of Earthbound. Big fan of Zone of the Enders and Persona series games too. I also play a pretty decent amount of Magic TCG at the local game shop. It's a fun time with friends.
Six things I could never do without
1. Handy dandy notebook
2. My laptop
3. Decent stock of earl grey tea with way too much bergamot
4. List of recipes
5. My dumb little cat
6. You (wonk?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That wonderful habenero vodka they make at the distillery in town.

Sleeping, probably. I'm exhausted 90% of the time.

A good idea for a small project to tackle in my spare time. Recently, it was building a mantle for my fireplace.
On a typical Friday night I am
One of two things:

Friday night magic with friends


Loitering at a local bar with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I just fixed like 4 dumb auto correct spelling errors on this profile after they've been up for like 4 months.
You should message me if
Coffee and ranting about TV shows sounds like an A+ good time.

You want to play board/card/video games with cool people (aka me?).

You'd like to go to a small bar and get into heated discussions about dumb topics, like whatever Sy fy horror movie they have playing on the TV.
The two of us