Like you, I'm full of contradictions. I yearn for the quiet home life, but excel at going out and getting fuckin' wild. I don't usually do drugs, but have a lucky crack pipe just in case. I've received a lot of flack regarding that there crack pipe, but hold onto her (yes, her) for one simple reason: 'cause it's lucky.
What else? I'm extremely driven, perhaps at the expense of good and fun things sometimes. If crackheads struggle with crack addiction, mine is ambition. I'm also a bit of a control freak. I drink more coffee than I should and take one too many sleeping pills than my body requires. What can I say? I love pretending I'm Neo from The Matrix and debate whether I should take the blue pill or the red pill. By the time that novelty wears (every fucking' night!) I end up taking both to see what happens. "Those pills weren't meant to be taken at once" proclaims make believe Lawrence Fishburne playing make believe resistance fighter Morpheus. I feel like the chosen one every night!
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I'm a writer by day and do entertainment/art shit on the side. I worked in news and entertainment when I was in the NYC area and continued to do so after I got to Philly (NOTE: I'm on the South Jersey side now due to purchasing a home). But I needed a break from the scoundrels and scavengers, so here I am. My descent has been mostly positive and fun so far, so I guess I'm blessed. I'm also blessed with an enormous cock.
Ok, I lied about that last thing, but it is bigger than the national average. If you don't believe me there's only one way to find out.
For those who aren't into me or think I'm gross: let's drink until I'm attractive and see what happens.
Books: The Phoenix, Videogames: in the beginning, Private Parts, Confessions of the Game Doctor, Hollywood Animal, ABC to the VCS.
Movies: Visitor Q, Ichi the Killer, Ninja Scroll, Cocaine Cowboys, Last Tango in Paris.
Music: hardcore, pop, industrial, death metal, synth pop.
Food: Everything, but I tend to eat pretty healthy.
I have too much to list and won't. Does anyone ever list porn?
2) I listed Vodka here before, but I don't drink much anymore. I'm not straight-edge and will still sip the devil's nectar from time-to-time, but it takes too much of a toll on me. Sorry I lied about Vodka; I can certainly do without it.
3) Food. Nigga gotta eat. Yeah, I typed the 'N' word, but it's the cool hip version, right? I'm guessing I lost some SJW dates because of this line and others...
4) My space. No, not the shitty social network. I require me time, and hope you do too.
5) Perspective. I used to be a little too angry, but see there's a lot to be thankful for. How fucking positive of me...
6) My balls. Yeah, I like to cum. My balls are kinda like that old Doritos commercial, "crunch all you want, we'll make more."
Understand I have a full schedule-- hopefully you have shit going on too.
NOTE: See above. UNDERSTAND I HAVE A FULL SCHEDULE.
If you can take a fuckin' joke and want to have fun.
Want to actually meet.
In the South Jersey/Philly area. I bought a house in late 2016 and am now on the Dirty Jersey side.
You're awesome-- not by your standard, but mine.
Understand I've lied and distorted the facts and info in this profile...