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My self-summary
Please note if you don't like dogs you are a sociopath, please don't message me

I can write a book on awful first dates from OKC, but I am the common denominator.... which keeps me up at night.

Name is Ryan. I can bore you with an intro and I will. My day consists of going to work, going to gym, reading and watching tv. Weekends try to explore the city, summer time I play golf and go to the beach. I am sarcastic and find humor in everything. I also like to read about history, human behavior. Not a hipster or club guy and dogs are much better than humans.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, Gym, sleep , repeat
I’m really good at
Treating people with respect
The first things people usually notice about me
How is this person still single??

Nah, I'm kidding. I know why
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movie - Back to the Future, Side out, About Alex, Big Fish, Revenge of the nerds, Cloud Atlas ( will never watch a superhero movie)

music - blink 182, silent film, angels and airwaves, pink Floyd, of monsters and men. Thats all just a front , its really Miley and Taylor

book - anything by Malcolm Gladwell , history of SNL was great, Marshmallow Test, DBT

shows - SCRUBS - best show ever!!,
person of interest, family guy, PTI, Seinfeld, True detective , game of thrones, franklin and bash, archer, Californication
The six things I could never do without
my iphone / mac - true and not ashamed
a book in my hand
cinnamon toast crunch
Howard Stern
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are so easily offended
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and chilling by myself
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I prefer to air dry
You should message me if
You want to enjoy a night out with a normal person who can hold a conversation, make you feel safe, treat you with respect, and maybe even make you laugh

If you don't go to the gym on the regular.... it won't work out.

Dont Message Me If.....

You find the Big Bang theory funny