36Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Short story... I am a laid back easy going guy who is looking for a lady who enjoys days and nights out, or in watching netflix marathons. Pretty much someone who is looking to be an adult and yet still be a kid with this. Im a bit quiet, a bit shy I cant say that im going to be super wordy on the first date but I will try. Work forces me out a lot of times, sometimes even on off days so when im home, I enjoy it.

Who am I? Im the guy who will eat a pint of ice cream and watch "The Walking Dead." Im the guy who watches wrestling and reads up on comic books even though I dont collect anymore. Im a nerd, geek, whatever you may call me and I like it. I watch way to many horror movies, love the hell out of a good zombie film and put over heavy metal like its the best thing since sliced bread. Every time I hear "Carry On My Wayward Son" on the radio I feel the need to grab the person next to me and yell "Dammit Sammy, he killed our dad!" Im totally programmed lol. In terms of humor, I'm a mix of Bill Burr, Robert Schimmel with a dab of Louis CK.

Oh and yes... I love cheese. I dunno why I have to say that but apparently it's a thing. Before I forget, I'm up pretty much all night and no, I'm not the god damn Batman. Trust me, this will come up at some point if we meet up.
What I’m doing with my life
Besides trying to write a horror screenplay and write my own heavy metal album by myself? Oh, I work in the glorious borough of Brooklyn for the man!
I’m really good at
I know things that make people look at me funny. Ever lay down in bed and feel this twitch that makes you feel like you are going to fall off? Thats called a hypnagogic jerk. Yea, the look you just gave your screen... thats the look I get!
The first things people usually notice about me
My Brooklyn accent. It prevents me from saying normal words like "water"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fav books: I am Legend, Book of Lies, Zombie Survival Guide
Fav Movies: The Raid series, Zombie films, Superhero films and 90s spoof films.
Fav Shows: Supernatural, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, South Park, WWE programming and too much anime to name here.
Fav music: 90s Alt and Metal.
Fav food: Italian, Japanese, and Ice cream...seriously, im like 5.
Games: Final Fantasy XIV, P.T., Clash of Clans.
Six things I could never do without
1) Movies (Horror since I was raised on it.)
2) Music (Heavy Metal, Classic Rock and 90s Alternative please!)
3) My phone (Make it Android!) (yes, I also have a Windows phone for work. Its meh.)
4) The internet (God no Dial up!!!)
5) Science! (I want superpowers or wicked cool tech!)
6) My friends (I got nothing clever...sorry.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people are prepping for the apocalypse and if im a jackass for not doing it as well?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely ill be at work, I dont keep normal hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ive sang karaoke to Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" while doing air piano. May even do it again at some point!

I brought Kylo Ren's light saber cause all my friends were buying light sabres. I mean, I liked the movie and all but now I have a fucking light saber in my house.
You should message me if
You have the time to invest in a relationship and this profile made you smile. Oh, you wouldn't mind a loveable idiot who will claim his shirt is made of "boyfriend material" when its most likely a cotton blend. Pretty much feel free to send me a message, I am grateful for any I receive and try to get back to everyone as fast as I can!
The two of us